Liliana

I cut my hair.

I leave a trail of hair everywhere.

I think I'm, you know, cute as heck.

I go to my sister's crib where she's sleeping.

I'm reaching through the bars cutting her hair.

Obviously, my parents found out.

And my punishment for this was really, really bizarre.

So first, they had to take me to get my hair fixed, obviously.

And I got this ugly, like...

little Bob.

I looked like Dora, and I don't think there's anything wrong with looking like Dora, but my family definitely were like, oh my god, you look like Dora, how funny is that?

It's like, I could tell they were trying to hurt my feelings, so it would hurt my feelings, basically, but I don't think there's anything wrong with looking like Dora.

If somebody told me I look like Dora today, I'd be like, okay.

I'm like, yeah, so I had to go get my hair fixed.

And my punishment for this, instead of sitting me down and telling me this is dangerous or taking away a toy, taking away my TV, something,

My punishment for this was my mom called up my cousins and stuff.

There was a house that was like a block away that I would go to when my parents went to work and she would watch us, essentially.

She ran a daycare out of her house, basically.

And I said that we were cousins.

I don't actually know if we were blood related, but we just grew up like, that's my cousin, you know, whatever.