Lorenzo Tyree
speaker
198 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 10 Feb
Lorenzo Tyree’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, I like working out.
She really didn't.
Long-term, that's, you know, I need that, you know, future.
You know, going out, I didn't.
She's like, what?
Going out, you know, I didn't like going out.
You're a homebody.
Kind of.
I go out for mics and stuff like that, but, you know, I don't like to be out too often.
I get really drunk sometimes.
Sorry, Grandma.
Call me Lemonade because I'm about to be made tonight. Minute made, minute made. So growing up, I actually got made fun of. I was like, what, six years old? Yeah, I was like six years old. And this kid came up to me at the lunch table. He's like, Lorenzo, you got big pointy ears. Is your dad an elf? And everyone started howling, just, ah, this guy's dad's an elf. Ah, Dumbo.
And I'm in shock, because I never met my dad. I know, I know, typical, I know, typical. But I go home that night to my grandma. I go to buy my babushka, is what they say in Russian. I go home to her and I'm like, grandma, grandma, is my dad an elf? Is that where he's been this whole time up in the North Pole helping kids make, you know, helping Santa make toys for the kids?
And she's like, no, Lorenzo, your dad's not an elf. Your dad's deported. And that's why I knew where my dad was and what deported meant.
I'm a mutt. Yeah? Yeah. Uh-huh. What do you think I am? Well... Don't ask him!
Dominican Republic.
Dominican Republic. Totally different place. Horrible roads. Horrible roads. I love it. Okay.
My mom is Italian and Scottish and Costa Rican.
And Woody Allen, apparently. You do have a look to you.
Free college. Have you seen the movie, Gran Turismo? I need to drive the cars, I need to go fast.
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