Louisa Zissman

Love, Toby.

XOXO.

I mean, Toby, can we just say thank you?

Thank you.

Hi, both.

Love you.

Love the pod.

It definitely keeps me entertained whilst I'm working.

Please keep this anonymous as I'm pretty sure my ex listens to your pod.

I'd only just come out as a lesbian and in the haste of finally being out to the world, I got with a girl my friend had introduced me to.

I went on a date and I went back to hers.

Whilst making my way to the southern region, I noticed the funky smell.

Oh, nice.

I thought nothing of it as we had been on the tube and London tube hot waff is a thing I think I'm really boring now because I do like a clean body before I get down to business unless I'm really pissed I don't like rolling in and not having a wash or them having a wash I say them I'm not sleeping with other people I mean my husband you've got to have a clean you've got to have a clean gooch you've got to have a clean gooch listen to this it's too good to miss oh no

Rude on.

There we are.

So she went, London tube hoff-hoff is a thing.

Yes, it is.

Once she opened her legs, I couldn't help but notice as the lips parted, oh, what I can only describe as being, oh.

Have you experienced this, Emma?