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What is the opening intro and disclaimer for the LuAnna podcast?
This is a global production. Be
warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But, you know
you
love it.
We met up and I instantly thought, oh dear, his teeth were quite rot. Oh no. Now, once he was on the sofa and I started... I thought, oh...
Oh, no. The teeth were a sign. The teeth were a sign.
Guys, this is a gag warning. I'm sorry, guys, but if someone lets their teeth rot and you're looking at someone that's got bad teeth, let me tell you, their bits are not going to be too snazzy. I think personal
hygiene and awareness is definitely compromised.
Aloha. Good morning, guys. Welcome to Luana the podcast. I am, of course, no, that's the wrong way around. Who are you? I'm Lu of Luana. I'm Anna of Luana. It's like ant and deck. You never go, here's deck and ant. Yeah, you don't. You just
don't. Do you think people just automatically could go Lu and Anna?
Absolutely. It's how I do it. Luana.
Whenever I just
write anything. We've still not
had a baby named after us. Or have we? Well, I think if someone did, oh look, my tissue box. They would have said I've named my baby Luanna.
Maybe we've had a dog or a cat. If I get a new cat, shall I call it Luanna? Yeah. Narcissistic again, creeping in. Always, babes. Also, you know the guff guys, just welcome along. But please make sure you're subscribing on your favourite platform and subscribing on YouTube. Hello, YouTube. Hello. I had a little sad moment last night, actually. Oh. What's your
sad moment?
Well, remember, because you're missing Crumbie a bit, aren't you, at the moment? Crumble. Yeah,
well, when this ep goes out, I am back in Dubai with Crumble. Okay, fine. But I have sent Crumble to a dog trainer for 10 days.
Yeah,
exactly. You're in the middle of... To get boot camped. Oh, yeah, he needs... He's been a bit cheeky.
Bit of a
naughty boy. Recall very bad.
Naughty boy. Well, you know I'm obsessed with my teddy. Yes. My cat teddy, obviously. He's like, and I keep... Kate Lawler makes me cry sometimes Kate Lawler's got these lovely dogs who are getting older and like she talks a lot about that anticipatory grief and it's really it is such a thing and last night like we got this new lovely new sofa um which got delivered it's like oh my god Finally, my house is looking like a real house. Is it? Oh, my God, I'm loving it. You've
not posted a lot about the house.
No, because I just want to wait for the... No, I haven't, actually. I just haven't had time to be honest. You posted something, I saw. I think when it's... We've just still got lots of snagging happening at the moment. Have you
got carpets and stuff,
though? Yeah,
carpets, all floor. Curtains? Are
you at that stage yet? Not yet, no. But we've got the new sofa. The telly's coming. Oh, it's exciting. You have all the media walls up and everything, waiting for the fireplace to be finished this week as well. So it's like snagging. It is looking really lovely and I will show it off at some point. You know, it's just like toot in the background. I just like toot
in the background. You want it to
be show home.
I just want it to
look nice. For
once in
my life, I just want... For once in my life. I want it to look good. But Teddy is loving this new bloody couch. And I got my big fluffy rug and I got on my new sofa. It's like a kidney shaped sofa.
Oh, it's
a kidney. So I was in the little nook of it,
got my
big fluffy rug and he jumps on me. And he's like, whenever you sit down, he's
on you. And he
lies like fully
out, like
legs
and arms
are like either
side really long, like a scarf. and you can pick him up and throw him around like a rag doll and he doesn't move and he
just sits there
and purrs like he's just so docile and I held him and I picked him up and I sort of snuggled him up into like a little ball and I sat there and he was on his rug and he was looking up at me and it was like a newborn baby
and he's
purring it was he was looking at me he was like purr Just looking at me. And I looked at him and I sniffed him and snuggled him. And oh, he's my favourite thing
in the
world. And I did just suddenly have this pang of like anticipatory grief.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the opening intro and disclaimer for the LuAnna podcast?
0:02–4:30
2
Why did LuAnna send Crumble the dog to boot‑camp and what was the experience?
4:30–23:12
3
How did Anna’s night at the Royal Albert Hall Proms go and what did she learn?
23:12–36:24
4
What simple chicken‑chorizo paella recipe did LuAnna share?
36:24–47:47
5
How is Anna coping with her husband’s severe anxiety and what help does she need?
47:47–51:19
Speakers
3 identifiedMore from LuAnna: The Podcast
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