Louisa Zissman

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13,737 appearances 33 recordings 4 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard today

Louisa Zissman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 33 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 9.

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LuAnna: The Podcast · 'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals' · 28 Sep 2026 podcast

Unfortunately, there were too many times to remember where when the pants would come off and the smell would hit me like a brick in the face. voice-verified

I was once changing my one-year-old's dirty nappy and thought, God, this smells just like his penis. voice-verified

Gross. voice-verified

After three months, I'd had enough. voice-verified

And after maybe the fifth conversation about his hygiene and him getting into a childish strop, because he was getting told off again, I called it a day. voice-verified

I had even said to him the smell was so bad, I didn't know if it was his dick or his arsehole. voice-verified

To which he replied, it's probably my arse. voice-verified

I have IBS, remember. voice-verified

Is that not even more reason to make sure you're clean? voice-verified

Oh. voice-verified

I broke up with him via text after kicking him out and he replied, what a way to end the year. voice-verified

For context, it was New Year's Eve. voice-verified

I replied, the year wouldn't have ended this way if you'd have just washed your genitals. voice-verified

I was actually dying of laughter as we exchanged bizarre texts. voice-verified

Him defending himself and trying to say I was unclean too because he'd found a bit of... voice-verified

Him saying I was unclean too because he'd found a bit of tissue in my fanny one time. voice-verified

And me talking to him as if he was a three-year-old alien who'd never seen water. voice-verified

Oh, P.S., I said earlier about how I'd not gone down on this guy before sex. voice-verified

So there has been no known novice situation for this incident. voice-verified

incident, I'd make sure I shagged him before going down on him, essentially washing his... voice-verified

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