Louisa Zissman

Do you eat a lot of salt?

She was furious with me asking what kind of question that this was.

So I decided to leave as I was not going to go back down there.

Upon walking past her mother, who I did not realise was downstairs, I got asked, is everything okay?

Before I could open my mouth and say anything, the girl shouted downstairs.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh!

She said my pussy tastes like salt.

The mum's in the kitchen, everything okay, dear?

She says my pussy smells like salt, or tastes like salt.

can I just say the second hand I could have chowed down on that the second hand embarrassment and everything is real oh my gosh okay I've said it before I'm gonna say it again because people didn't get the fucking memo okay if you are going on holiday

And your luggage comes around the carousel.

You don't need to stand within an inch of the carousel.

Also, what's worse is your fucking rug rat children near the carousel.

Make your children step the fuck back.

I say it to my kids all the time.

Why are you trying to stand near there?

You're getting in the way.

I'm going to take you out with my bag.