Luanna

Coming to Truxy in October, I've got a shit gift for you.

I took a year out in my 20s and went travelling, saw the most beautiful places, met incredible people and had the time of my life.

I'd sorted it so I'd arrive home on my birthday.

My mum was planning a little party for me as a birthday and welcome home.

Well, I got home, tears all around and presented with the most gigantic carrot cake, my absolute fave.

Covered in walnuts for decoration and crushed nuts up the sides of the icing.

I'm allergic to nuts.

Oh no.

Clearly my poor mum had a complete brain fart and forgot.

She did feel awful and immediately set to work making me an alternative, but I've never let her forget it.

That was her shit gift.

Well, a cake that could kill her.

She's never forgotten that.

So it probably is quite shit.

Death by cake.

We hope that you are no longer shitting and that your husband steps up a bit more.

She's nine now as well.

Why would you bother now going back to all that shite?

And I think... I just also know so many people, myself included, that in adult life, people think like, oh, let's give them...

siblings so they'll have people in their heart I mean I don't even speak to my brother and I know a lot of people actually 50% of us in this room don't have a relationship with our siblings well or have challenged ones yeah for sure so you know like so many of my friends actually more than not