Madeline Berenson
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And I don't know their names because they only called each other babe the rest of the time.
But for the sake of this story, we will call them Brittany and Dan.
Brittany took a look at her boarding pass and she saw that they were assigned seats B and C and she turned to Dan and she went ballistic.
She was like, the middle seat?
Are you kidding me?
The middle seat?
How many times did I tell you I needed the window seat?
That was the only thing you had to do.
Oh my God, you screw up even the simplest thing.
At which point, the man in 7A had turned his back to them, closed his eyes, and was now pretending to fall asleep.
Sporty Granny...
Mystic Granny and I kind of shot each other a yikes look.
And Brittany was going on and on, listing all the ways that Dan was ruining her life.
And every now and then, Dan would say something like, sorry, babe.
But it just made it worse.
She was like, I don't want you to be sorry, babe.
I just want you to not be lame, babe.