Maria McErlane

I might talk to the vet about that.

When he cocks his leg, the little empty scrotal sack bangs on him and he stops weeing.

So he's not been weeing because of, you know, something in the bagging area.

But I really wish I'd sent him away to do all that and not gone away on holiday myself because it's quite tedious.

A vampire little, yes.

But no, I wouldn't have done it, but I did think it would stop him barking and being quite so territorial.

No.

Well, I mean, it takes a while for testosterone to get out of your body, I'm told.

But at the moment, still barking.

So is it too late?

Okay, so voice box next then.

Even smaller, which would be very cute.

Will you be getting your dog done?

Because the hormones that you're taking away are necessary for bone growth and all of that stuff.

But it changes all the time, doesn't it?

Doesn't it, though?

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