Maria Stavang
speaker
57 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 1 Jul
Maria Stavang’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
She gets up and just guns it for the dunny.
So he's laying there freaking out.
Fucking hell, she's going to come back with a shit-covered stubby fucking screwdriver and going to stab me in the face here.
Comes out after 10 minutes, looks at him with a weird look on her face and just goes, I said the weirdest shit of my life.
You know what I mean?
Oh, wee bandit.
Tommy, Pooh, Quinn and the Q. Hope you're doing well, you mad cunts.
Thanks, mate.
Big brick with the little dick here.
Got the carry-on from hell for you lads.
Back in the day, just out of high school, a few of the lads had a rental property and you know how that story goes.
It got fucking thrashed.
We, yeah, we fucking took it out on that joint.
Anyway, one night we're all there on the piss and we decide we're going to go and fucking order a good old lesbian duo strip show for the night.
So the night goes on and one of the girls rocks up, the other one's running late and we're all pretty loose by this stage and the old pimp fucking slash security guard bloke with her ends up pulling her out and up.
These cunts are too fucking crazy.
We're out of here.
So she left in a hurry and fucking left her little bag of goodies there.
So needless to say, there's fucking dildos flying left, right and centre for the rest of the night.
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