Maria Stavang
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57 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 1 Jul
Maria Stavang’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The next morning, one of the lads wakes up and he's fucking carrying this big green double ender around, fucking having a good old laugh.
Anyways, watch this, boys, he reckons, and he stuffs it down his footy shorts.
So about a quarter of it's hanging out the end, you know, shaft and knob fucking out the end of his footy shorts.
He runs next door to the BP to order a pack of smokes, buy a pack of smokes there.
Anyway, as he's in there, fucking cops rock up and go into the survey to get a donut or fuck knows what.
What the fuck?
Anyway, we're fucking all standing there watching and laughing.
He comes flying back out.
He managed to dodge him thankfully, but he gets a few steps past the cop car and stops, turns around, runs back and puts the fucking dilly under the windshield wipers of the cop car.
Anyway, the cops come back out.
They're looking around, hands on hips, fucking being all staunch and whatnot.
They end up getting the rubber gloves out and putting this thing in a big fucking evidence case.
Fucking what a laugh.
Anyway, I hope you got a bit of a chuckle out of that, too.
Have a good one.
Stay out of yourselves.
So, yeah.
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