Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)
speaker
1,093 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
Appearances
All right.
Three, two, one.
The perfectest crime wasn't always intended to be the perfectest crime, but it was a response.
For you see, former President George W. Bush's money was taken and burned by his former accountant as a warning that he knew what Bush had done.
so bush broke into the white house with a crowbar planted the blue crown on the chair keep going sorry stole the ledger covering up his crimes the accountant both for knowing and for what doing what he had done was targeted and killed with a poison his body taken and buried with a shovel the only thing left other than the crown was the wade name tag to lead away from mr bush with another w name the money was shrunk though the bunny not burned the money taken from the white house shrunk
I think you got it.
When Wade does it, he's talking slowly, and it feels like he has an hour and a half, and when I do it, I feel like I can barely get three sentences out before a minute is up.
Yeah, I wanna, okay, so, Wade, er, no, sorry, Bob!
You're not going to like it.
Oh.
It's an employee ID with the name Bob.
Holy shit.
I got bad news, Bob.
I don't think you, I don't think you burned the cash.
What is even left to investigate?
Yeah, there's multiple drawers.
There's multiple surfaces.
Yeah, there's the rest of the kitchen.
Yeah, that's where I'm going.
I might have to throw out all of these clues, everything but the kitchen sink.
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