Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)
speaker
1,093 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Perfect.
In the kitchen sink, you notice there's something shiny in the garbage disposal.
You fish your hand in there, brave as can be, and you pull out an expensive-looking watch engraved with the initials.
B.M.M.
Got it.
Three, two, one, go!
Former President George W. Bush was taking care of Bob Mr. Marley's money.
And it was taken and burned by his former accountant as a warning that he knew what President Bush had done.
So Bush broke into the White House with a crowbar, planted the blue crown on the resolute chair next to the resolute desk, but stole a ledger to cover up his crimes.
He let the pocket watch with the initials BMM on it to betray his accomplice.
The accountant was targeted and killed with poison, his body taken, buried with a shovel for what he had done.
The only thing left other than the crown was Wade and Bob nametags to call out us, the world's greatest detectives, to dare to try to solve this crime.
The money was shrunk and put in the freezer, where it was then re-enlarged with the growth ray and used with the shrink ray before.
There's just so much money.
My glowing hands are a red herring as initials that could point to me.
They were coated while I was unconscious, as was Bob's face covered in glowiness because the culprit is also a pervert.
Don't you see?
It's the perfect crime!
Was the money burned?
I think so, yeah.
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