Markiplier
speaker
2,210 appearances
10 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 8 Jun
Markiplier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Glam Bot, that's the one.
I don't know if I want to do that because the risk reward is so low because either I fuck it up and everyone who's made fun of it, and I've probably made fun of it at some point, is like, ha ha, you can't do it right.
I'm surprised that you got a notification in the car because I got, I get mine through a letter that I've had two recalls on my truck so far.
If I had to guess, I think the Oscars, the Academy Awards are more prestigious awards.
It's the way it works in because I got told for jury duty back in Ohio.
And it was like you show up for that court case.
But in L.A., it's you are on call to be a juror for one week.
Right.
And so if you are called in, you report and then do the whole juror selection process.
And I'm concerned because when I did my first jury duty, I was picked as like number two juror and I was like 19 years old.
That was a boring thing about the last one.
I won't get into too many details, but it was basically that it was being like, they're squabbling over.
This guy didn't pay this much about this.
And it's just like,
No, seriously.
Their 5G home internet speeds are officially the fastest, which means that when you're downloading all your movies that aren't mine, every single one except for mine, you'll get them at the fastest speeds possible, along with all your video calls and uploading files and maybe even streaming something in the background, you know.
Understand.
The only thing standing between you and orgasmic pleasure is your laziness.
Don't forget about that.
Knowing is half the battle.
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