Markiplier
speaker
2,210 appearances
10 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 8 Jun
Markiplier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 4.
Appearances
I got one.
Your letter is P. Pretty much everybody has been in this situation.
You're in a Zoom call, boring you to tears.
You've got shows you got to watch.
You got places you want to go.
How do you get out of this?
So don't.
Once they've gone into a deep slumber from the book that you have been reading them, you can then take a piece of tape, take your printout, slowly and carefully, scratch it quickly and fastly, put it up over your camera.
You know how I always am whenever I'm in crisis.
Va-va-voom!
That's basically what wine is.
They mash them with their tootsies.
They get all their athlete's foot in there.
You're drinking liquefied fungus from feet.
Just pay attention to us, your guides.
That third guy, we don't know him.
He just kind of follows along.
Lubrication is the spice of life.
You need social lubricant with alcohol.
You need personal lubricant with, you know, and you need mental lubricant so you can get those neurons firing.
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