Markiplier
speaker
2,210 appearances
10 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 8 Jun
Markiplier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 4.
Appearances
Masturbation.
This is going to be so worth it.
Plantibacillus plantarum lacti.
Let's just get to the main brunt of it.
You grow grapes in an orchard.
Wait.
Zaza juice.
Some people in history have called wine the Zaza.
Don't ask who.
It's not an X. It's a Z. Just remember when you're getting all fancy, they care about this shit.
I don't personally, but when you get into the vineyard orchard place, ask for the Zaza.
King, we know you to be truly the ruler of the Break Room, but the other peasants don't know it yet.
Monarchies were built with the blood and bone of those lesser than you.
So let's identify first who is your lesser.
Shout from the top of your lungs, I am the king, you are all my subjects, I will kill anyone that opposes me.
It is not.
This is very written in history.
At this point, you must quack like a duck.
It's going to throw them off a little bit, but your dominance will be asserted.
Suck anything nearby that gets within your circle of influence.
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