Markiplier
speaker
2,210 appearances
10 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 8 Jun
Markiplier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 4.
Appearances
It doesn't matter.
It sounds strange.
Again, this is how kings are made.
It is not normal.
But you are not normal.
Your mortal clothes are not fit for a king.
You will be getting more clothes, but now they need to bask in the glory that is your body.
Women or those who may not have a penis, whip whatever you can.
Anything and everything will work so long as something is whipping in one direction.
More vigorous, the better.
Zebras should be dancing through the building at this point.
Do not be alarmed.
It's part of the process.
They know where they're going and you know where you're going.
Break room's the best place for a throne room because that's where everyone goes to rest.
And that's where everyone will go to pay homage to your kingly and or queenliness.
Doors.
Rip every door off of every other door in the office.
Bring it to the break room.
There's nothing that says king or queen like big doors.
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