Markiplier

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2,210 appearances 10 recordings 2 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 8 Jun

Markiplier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Mar 2026 with 4.

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Funnily enough, you'll need to take the elevator doors as well.
Everyone will be able to still ride an elevator.
It'll just have no doors.
It'll be a little scary, but this is not for the faint of heart.
You're about to be a king and or queen.
Okay, well, this one is obvious.
I think Bob has to have this one because mine is black and it's basically close to white on the background there.
I'd like to take a textbook out of Sam Altman's book of business, right?
And people used to think that was a lot.
But sometimes there's new depths to losing that we have not yet reached.
And I intend to lose harder than ever.
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Hi, and welcome back to Distractable.
My name is Mark Ipplier, and I'm here hosting this episode because I won last time.
And if you don't know how that, that, that thing, that, that works, it's because that's the entire thing of the game.
And I know there's probably one person who's been listening to this and or watching this the entire, probably listening to this, let's be honest.
Let's be honest with ourselves.
It's probably one of the listeners who has been looking at this slack jaw drool dripping out of the mouth, not understanding the concept of how the show works.
The only reason that our longevity is still longevity is because we were geniuses when we made this podcast and we set out to make a formula that could be repeated repeatedly.
ad infinitum, even if we repeat the same episodes over and over again, and that everyone could find entertainment value in every single moment, it doesn't matter if they have eyes, or ears, or none of the above.
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