Matt Haig
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Rather than face to face.
But I like to say that's because she wasn't in when I called.
But I don't know.
I think I knocked on her door and didn't wait around very long.
I won't give his real name because he's probably managing Tesco's by now.
Well, I was very young when I stole my first... I was 11.
And he was already a shoplifter.
He was one of the few kids who was friendly to me at that time.
So I was his friend.
And we were in a sports shop, a little independent sports shop, which is terrible.
And I think the first thing I ever stole was a tennis ball, which is a ridiculous thing to steal.
Because he did it and I wanted to prove to him that I was proper, like proper, like not this sort of like posh boy.
I was just like...
I don't know why.
And it was just ridiculous.