Matt McCusker

Yeah, I stand for that.

Yeah, I stand for that.

No one gets coffee now.

No one gets coffee now.

I was at a birthday party for a kid, and there was a dude with a neck brace at the birthday party, and my uncle called it a Jewish turtleneck.

I was at a birthday party for a kid, and there was a dude with a neck brace at the birthday party, and my uncle called it a Jewish turtleneck.

I've been telling that to everyone I know. Jewish turtleneck. It's the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

I've been telling that to everyone I know. Jewish turtleneck. It's the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

Yeah, who's her second birthday? Who is wearing the JT is father-in-law or something?

Yeah, who's her second birthday? Who is wearing the JT is father-in-law or something?

I had to be in Austin for a week with a knee scooter, dude. I hate talk like that. You can still look around. I could not turn. You couldn't turn your neck like that? No, I couldn't turn my body.

I had to be in Austin for a week with a knee scooter, dude. I hate talk like that. You can still look around. I could not turn. You couldn't turn your neck like that? No, I couldn't turn my body.

Yeah, not supposed to like Put that on Could be for, like, spine surgery. True. Could be. If that case, stay the fuck home.

Yeah, not supposed to like Put that on Could be for, like, spine surgery. True. Could be. If that case, stay the fuck home.

That's a little fever, you know? Yeah. You want to get outside and chill with people. True. True. That's all I got. Yeah, that's pretty good.

That's a little fever, you know? Yeah. You want to get outside and chill with people. True. True. That's all I got. Yeah, that's pretty good.

I haven't since February.

I haven't since February.

Don't look at me like that again, man. Write that down.

Don't look at me like that again, man. Write that down.