Matthew (Matty) Johns

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2,639 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 16 Aug

Matthew (Matty) Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 3.

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I suppose it's the ultimate compliment.

The guy said to me, we're doing a wee, stand at the urinal together, and he goes, it's usually a great guy.

I said, one of the best.

He comes across a great guy.

Oh, you blokes are all really tight.

He said, Matty, can I ask you a question?

Please don't, like, take offence or take a swing at me.

I went, why would I do that?

And he goes, oh, just hang on a sec.

He said, can I give you a blowjob?

No.

And I said...

Excuse me?

And he said, could I give you a blowjob?

Now, the reason I said excuse me was one of my best mates, Jack's godfather, Stephen Crow, was in the toilet.

So he was also there.

So he was the only one there, but he didn't know he was there.

Anyway, the guy said, oh, look.

And I said, look, mate.

So he does have a witness.

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