Matthew (Matty) Johns

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2,639 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 16 Aug

Matthew (Matty) Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 3.

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I said, here's the thing.

And did Crowey say this at all?

Yeah, yeah, he verified.

Like you did.

Yeah, I mean, you're on a ship as opposed to school kids or someone out there asking for a blowjob.

And he said to me, how can I give you a blowjob?

And I said, mate, look.

I said, look, I've got a wife.

I've got two kids.

Yes, so I will.

And he goes, don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

I said, look, brother, here's the thing.

In another alternate universe?

Who knows?

Probably yes.

But at this point in my life, no.

Anyway, he goes, oh, anyway, he goes, thanks for sort of being understanding.

I said, no, sweet.

And I sort of had my shoulders back.

And then Chloe came out.

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