Max Tidy

This is what you want.

I can't think of anything.

Yeah, I pour the burrito.

I take the burrito and I empty it out and then eat it out of her.

That's my special go-to.

It's a fun hobby.

I'm not really good at it, but I do it anyway.

It's just for the love of it.

It's fun to get on stage and embarrass myself.

Hey. So I seen a video of a guy killing a bear with a blow dart gun the other day. Yeah, because that's what pops up when you type in guy blows bear. Nashville, we shave our balls in here? We shaving our balls? Yeah, yeah, I like to do mine with a straight razor. act like I'm holding my dick hostage. I start saying weird shit and I'm like, you know how I got these scars?

Hey. So I seen a video of a guy killing a bear with a blow dart gun the other day. Yeah, because that's what pops up when you type in guy blows bear. Nashville, we shave our balls in here? We shaving our balls? Yeah, yeah, I like to do mine with a straight razor. act like I'm holding my dick hostage. I start saying weird shit and I'm like, you know how I got these scars?

Hey. So I seen a video of a guy killing a bear with a blow dart gun the other day. Yeah, because that's what pops up when you type in guy blows bear. Nashville, we shave our balls in here? We shaving our balls? Yeah, yeah, I like to do mine with a straight razor. act like I'm holding my dick hostage. I start saying weird shit and I'm like, you know how I got these scars?

My dick looks up like circumcision. Oh man, you guys, this crowd probably doesn't have to imagine, but imagine getting into the Ku Klux Klan and finding out you're not a racist. How embarrassing is that? You gotta get the tattoo covered up? Just says JKKK? Hey, solid. Cool, I'll take that. One on a good note. What's up? Max Tidy, welcome to the show. How's it going? Good.

My dick looks up like circumcision. Oh man, you guys, this crowd probably doesn't have to imagine, but imagine getting into the Ku Klux Klan and finding out you're not a racist. How embarrassing is that? You gotta get the tattoo covered up? Just says JKKK? Hey, solid. Cool, I'll take that. One on a good note. What's up? Max Tidy, welcome to the show. How's it going? Good.

My dick looks up like circumcision. Oh man, you guys, this crowd probably doesn't have to imagine, but imagine getting into the Ku Klux Klan and finding out you're not a racist. How embarrassing is that? You gotta get the tattoo covered up? Just says JKKK? Hey, solid. Cool, I'll take that. One on a good note. What's up? Max Tidy, welcome to the show. How's it going? Good.

How long you doing stand-up comedy? Nine years. Where at? South Bend, Indiana, mainly. Wow. That's where you still live?

How long you doing stand-up comedy? Nine years. Where at? South Bend, Indiana, mainly. Wow. That's where you still live?

How long you doing stand-up comedy? Nine years. Where at? South Bend, Indiana, mainly. Wow. That's where you still live?

You made a child. That happened. Oh, are you dating one? Oh. I'm not Kid Rock, bro. Oh.

You made a child. That happened. Oh, are you dating one? Oh. I'm not Kid Rock, bro. Oh.