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Megan Batun

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

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Toyotathon.

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Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

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Oh, what about this?

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Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

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And I'm Megan Batun, a recovering people pleaser and perfectionist learning how to let go of the good girl image.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

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So check out the Thanks for Tipping podcast coming to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts on Valentine's Day, February 14th.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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Something really scary happened to me at a show recently at the logo. What happened? So it was a Halloween show and I was dressed as Jamie Lee Curtis, but Dom version. Dom? No, no, like BDSM. Sorry. I was going to say Dom, like dominatrix.

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No, it was like a BDSM woman. Like I had a dog leash on me. And this guy in the back of the room stood up by the door for like 40 minutes. Like he was just standing there like he wanted to kill me. And the whole time I was talking about it, but the venue didn't know I was kidding because I always do jokes like that. Oh, shit. So I was like, okay, he's still standing back there. Okay.

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He's going to rush the stage. He's reaching for his pocket. Hopefully he doesn't have a weapon, but the whole, the venue thought I was kidding.

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Which I understand. It's like, I, I, cause I'm always like, sit down. Oh, come, come on. Pitzer, get off the pot. Don't, don't go to the bathroom during my set, but he wouldn't leave. Like he was just standing in the back, like the whole show. I thought he was going to kill me. And then my girlfriend went and got someone in.

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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If he tried to kill me?

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Do you think we'll have a viral moment in this?

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Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

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If I got shot on stage, which I don't want to do, by the way, do you think people would think it was planned as a joke?

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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That's what I'm scared of, too.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. A piano dropped on me.

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But if a man's choking me, I bet eventually someone will be like, wait a second.

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because they'll think it's a bit or maybe they'll think it's kind of yeah it's like oh this is a bit oh it's also sexy well it was crazy that no one left because it was people did get really scared during the show because i kept talking about it what did he look like a big big white guy scary stand standing not moving an inch thing did he have a gun well i work at the venue because you know sometimes they have ushers standing you know oh wait

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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He was standing in the back. I said, I was like, you coming or going? You coming or going? You're standing back there. You coming or going? And he was like, I'm waiting for people to come back from the bathroom so I could go sit down. I'm like, I'm like, cool. That's actually good. You don't, you want to, you want to see what's, what the show, what's going to happen in the show. Awesome.

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Like you're an amazing fan. And then he, then he stayed there when people came back from the bathroom and I was like, okay, you're still there. That's not scary at all. He's not scary at all. And, but people were laughing cause I was making it funny, I guess. But, um, it was scary and I couldn't really do anything.

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he didn't want to get big i was scared that something medical was happening like i was like oh my god what if he couldn't sit and he died his legs were straight straight for forever oh right right right you're shaming him for having no knees yeah but no damn he eventually was asked to leave and he was yelling oh my god what did he yell Well, he just was like, oh, I don't know.

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I was going to make up something. I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. I think he was saying like, oh, I'm allowed to stay. I don't know what he said. But you know what was embarrassing is that I was dressed as Jamie Lee Curtis. And then my friend Caitlin Riley was coming out as Demi Moore. And I was going to interview her about the substance.

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So she had to do the whole interview like right after that happened. And she didn't know that all that happened. So it like didn't go that well. Oh, shit. She was being so funny and she has like a raspy voice to be Demi. She is amazing.

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Who?

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What are you? Oh.

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Oh, what's that on? I didn't know.

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Okay. What was it in?

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Also, I feel bad. You asked me how I got hacks. Oh, I would love to know. And I think I actually did a really bad audition tape for it and it was really filmed bad and I was wearing a bad outfit and it was like my dogs, my brother's dogs were like barking in the background, but I met Paul in a standup show and we hit it off. So I think that helped.

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for sure love my tape was really bad i love him he's so funny he's so hot he's really maybe now i'm gonna watch his skin people mary he's funny he's smart and he has incredible skin yeah he does holy shit he's really funny at improv too god he's so sweet too you're gonna love hacks

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I actually think you will really like it.

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I love that. I have caught some of that.

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That means a lot because I love you guys so much. I know you're going to like it.

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I think I just found you on the internet and I found, I, I watched your documentary and it made me cry and I was really like, um, felt close to you. And, um, I, I think I just saw like, I think like videos of the podcast and then I started listening.

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Yeah.

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I was going to do a joke about, yeah. And then I thought all of a sudden deadline article, Megan had cancer. No, no, no. I didn't have that. And then it's like, okay, well I just ruined your joke.

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Yeah, wasn't there one about you that was like, Trixie sees memes that she missed. The BBC reported.

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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Oh my God.

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well i definitely found you guys through the podcast i actually never watched really drag race until i was gonna be one of the guest judges and then i watched some of it right i'm just too i was always too far behind of like the rules of the show right so that it was hard to catch up yeah usually they just look like a woman and do the like do that that's well i love drag drag but i i just never got into the rules of the show which episode did you guest judge

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One of the ones, hmm. What were they doing?

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There's still a lot. Oh, there was an old lady dance.

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The rock star Rue.

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It was Rue.

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It wasn't. It was.

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Yeah. I mean, like, like, no, no, it was, it was Rue. And then, um, but it was also Michelle was there too.

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I thought you said, was it Rue or Michelle? And I was like, well, both of them were there.

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Oh, yeah. Well, guess what? I was really bad at yelling out the catchphrases. So I had to do a bunch at the end because I'm not going to. Oh, honey, those shoes. You got to throw those out and give her some slippers.

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so i just made up one but i'm not how do you do that while they're walking like oh yeah cuntaholic we've never been asked to judge so we don't know no in puns on the fly i'm not a pun girl but i love that oh girl you're looking a little ugly maybe change that outfit like now while they're walking i know that it's probably all puns and you're like i don't like it

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blue sky turtleneck also i was terrified that they were gonna say one at the same time i was trying to say one and then i was like oh oh you go like that's somebody in your ear no we just interrupt each other we don't worry about who's talking no yeah but rue was i would have been scared to interrupt her she'll hit you yeah yeah i heard her yell about something was she

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well i don't know if i should i'm not saying anything bad about it but she didn't raise her voice okay she said she said come on people i'm in a corset she said that it's very valid but she was i think she wanted to wrap it up or something or they wanted to redo the dance and she was like come on i'm in a corset so it's actually not mean of her she just was telling everyone she was uncomfortable 75 years old sometimes picked up like that get her get her let's snack

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I was going to say, I'm not talking bad about her because literally I would be so uncomfortable. I can't wear a corset for more than one second. I'll pass out.

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and I saw you in the ad and you had those hair horns on did that hurt because that's like clipped into your real hair oh well my hairstylist Clayton Hawkins is so incredible and he made it like a headband so you made the horns a headband but also all the hair is fake but it looks like mine because it's like well I mean it looks a little better than mine but it's fake hair which did hurt because like the clip ins kind of hurt eventually the horns not too much because it's like a headband

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Oh, she was the devil. Yeah, I was a sexy devil.

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I want to see a picture of it.

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Who was it? Amy Schumer. In conversation, I mean.

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People are mad at my costume.

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No, for Halloween. I was Ariana Grande and my girlfriend was the boyfriend, the redhead guy. Ed Sheeran?

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No, yeah. What is his name? Ed Sheeran. Ethan.

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well ethan slater and so we were a celebrity we're a celebrity couple but people were mad because they thought we were did you guys see did you guys see patty here what did she dress up as i didn't see it

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She actually did a really good job. Give her the Oscar.

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It's so funny. I go through hell apologizing.

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Do you guys think that people should apologize online when someone's mad? Or do you think it almost makes them even more mad at you?

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Right. Well, then you should. but online only yeah never to the family never to the family a story post sometimes people get more mad at someone that apologizes like they were mad at chapel for saying like there's problems on both sides right yeah politically and then they were mad that she was trying to explain like no i'm obviously not voting for trump yeah right and people are still mad at her

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They hate the set more than certain world wars. I saw on the pod you were like, sorry, our set's ugly. Well, guess what? We love it. And I thought, well, I don't know why you're saying it's ugly. Because I love it.

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I love that color.

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Oh, they were really mad at my Pantene commercial and I had to silence the comments because they were going, oh, it's bad for your hair. Well, number one, yeah, probably. Number two, I still used it. So I don't have a problem being in a commercial for something I actually use.

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Oh well actually speaking of Pantene They chopped my hair off for the commercial And so it took me a long time to grow it back So they cut it like a lot Like this much So up to my breasts Right and it's good to have just enough to cover the nipple In case you want to go topless I know but they didn't make you go topless for Pantene That would be so funny That would be great That would be like blurred out

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That would be a good hair commercial. But I think I'm allowed to talk about that now because I think it's over the campaign. But also, I'm not saying anything bad. I still use Pantene. I love Pantene.

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Would you sell a hair product that would make people's hair fall out?

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There is something I said no to. A couple of years ago, they asked me to do a campaign for Jenny Craig.

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Hey, big ass bitch. Your tits are acid. There's no waste in sight. You'd love to sell this. We fucking love you, you fat bitch.

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I didn't want it to be a big group thing.

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Oh, I know. They're kind of saying that. I know. And so what was sad is my manager called and was like, Hey, this one's weird. I remember being like, yeah, I, you know, I said, no, I actually think now I would do it as a joke. Sorry. I would. But I think then I actually felt like, what if I'm encouraging like bad diet culture?

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Wait, that's interesting that you're getting offers for non-smoking when you do.

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They wanted you to quit. They wanted me to lose a little bit of weight, but not that much.

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Oh, my God. You have big, big hair.

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Yeah. Like Ryan. Yeah.

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Like, are you talking about when they glue it down?

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Oh, I think that, first of all, I think it's hot when people are bald. Okay. And so I don't know, like, if I was dating someone that was gluing their hair, I'd just be like, why don't you not do it?

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Yeah. Because, like, also imagine how uncomfortable glue on your head all the time.

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Well, yeah, I guess I think wigs are fun though. So it's like, why not be bald and like put on a wig and not just glue it down?

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Wait, can you remind me again what that one is?

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Wait, do you guys think I could go full blonde and it would change everything for me?

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Well, I actually feel like I used to think like, oh, blonde would be everything. But I got a couple of blonde highlights and I actually look better darker.

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Oh, thank you. That means a lot to me. I think darker the better for me.

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Yeah, we need more brunettes.

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Oh yeah, I do remember that.

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you're so funny are they kind of i was gonna ask like i'm not good at roast jokes like does that kind of what they're doing there it's it's an unintention it's a backhanded compliment yeah heavy on the backhand like you come out in a gown and like beaded gown you're like i'm this thing and somebody goes you are hilarious and you go oh okay good there was someone that did that to me and hannah i won't say who but at a photo shoot she kept being like

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Oh my God. You two are so funny. We were like trying to model and they were like, you guys don't even have to do anything. And you're cracking my ass up. And we literally looked gorgeous. Like we, I was like, I don't even know what we're doing wrong. And they, they shoot at one point. She was like, Oh, come on. Don't do that, Meg. And I was literally like posing like.

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You're doing too much. I'll just do a normal face for once. And I'm like... So I get that.

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I do, but I like it when it's... It's really good.

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I do like it. I like it, but I don't want it to be a funny photo shoot. I just want it to be hot.

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I'm not trying to be like... Like during a photo shoot.

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Yes. Oh my God. Yeah, I remember now. Okay, okay.

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No, you always look sexy. It's always a struggle.

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Are you talking about during a photo shoot? I just don't know what I'm doing. She goes out in panic.

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Yeah.

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I do like when they do that. It makes me feel, I get like really into it. I really do like a photo shoot. It's fun.

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I actually don't know if I've had that. Do you get the gay guys? I wouldn't mind that. I like that.

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Oh, if it's too much, then it makes me like, wait, wait, he's kidding. He's like laughing at me.

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Hi, gay.

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I think hi, gay. Lately, when people ask for a picture, I'm a little bit more distant because I think before I would talk and it would be like, I'd feel bad for whoever I was with. Sure. So now I feel like I'm dead solid.

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it's because I don't want to be rude to the person I'm with not because I don't want to say hi if I was alone I would be saying hi but I feel so awkward now because I'll be like quiet and just take the picture and I seem like a bitch but I actually feel bad for whoever I'm with do people get really specific like can you do that yogurt thing or like you know can you do that like ask for a bit I think people ask like if it's an interview then they'll be like can you say hi guy into the camera sometimes they want you to start the video with like yeah

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But people don't really come up to me that much.

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And then it is embarrassing. I'm getting registered.

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I had a, I used to do these Instagram lives during COVID where I'd like be dressed as like a flight attendant for an hour and like just be alone and like losing my mind.

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and um there was a flight attendant one and there was a couple flight attendants once that came up to me and was like we were all watching your video which is embarrassing because i was pretending to be them their job for like an hour it wasn't like smart like it wasn't like they're mad about the representation you're like yeah i was worried about the representation we don't serve hot nuts anymore you bitch do the massage or chiro people love you doing the

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I've never met a massager.

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You know, I don't meet massagers because I don't really get massages because they kind of scare me. I'm worried that they're going to crack my back and I'm going to be like not able to walk.

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I never will. Not even if someone was forcing me to.

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I hate that. Did you do that? Get the neck cracked?

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I don't ever want anyone to crack me.

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Didn't you say, not to be a super fan, but didn't you say on the podcast that you said something about that you saw on the news that they were gluing teeth into people's mouths?

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I was kind of nervous during that breakfast because you guys remember that we went to the wrong place at first.

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And you said chiropractors aren't real. You said that. You said that.

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Do they know how to carve the teeth down, you know, with the like shark teeth?

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I'm allowed to do medical work on people if I'm pretending to be a doctor. But I'm not saying I'm a real doctor and they are. But I should be allowed to operate on my own friends.

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But why do people even want to put veneers on people unless you were a dentist?

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There's easier ways, isn't there, to make money?

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Do you know my worst boyfriend worked for the LuLaRoe place? LuLaRoe. LuLaRoe. Sorry. That documentary of the really bad leggings that are like moldy leggings. He used to do the designs and they were so good. Yes.

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Oh, he wore fake eyeglasses so he'd stand out more in an improv group. Like to be the glasses guy. Love that shit. Yeah. He was really, really annoying.

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You should get some and wear them around.

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Wait, say that again.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, you know, I can't really wear hats. It gives me a headache. Even a hat like how you're wearing. Even a soft plushie? Yes. I don't know. I think it's more like, and I can't really wear sunglasses that give me a headache. It must be like a pressure point thing.

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How old do you think?

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No, come on.

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Really?

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Well, sometimes I will be like, can I still play like a 21 year old? Cause I want to be able to play that. I think so. Right. Absolutely. You're 34.

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Really? Yep. Okay.

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That makes me feel good. Cause I don't want to give up those rules yet.

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How do you feel about going to brunch with Amy Schumer?

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Yeah.

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I wanted to so bad act when I was little, and I think it's really good I didn't. I was actually really bad at improv when I first started. I was like 22, and I would come out in the scenes and kill everyone.

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Yes, I was like Michael Scott.

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I think I always felt like I was funny, but I don't think I wanted to follow the rules, and I wasn't experienced enough to not do it. Have you ever seen The Comeback?

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So you wanted to be the Michael Scott.

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But y'all are like comedians, don't you feel?

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You don't feel like you're models, but also like, don't you feel like you're comedians? And if you were a comedian or improviser, you'd be a comedian.

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For that festival that I saw you at. You were like the headliners.

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It felt amazing to do the invite.

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They did. You're like the stars. Like everyone was trying to go to your show.

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You're just so naturally funny.

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no i'm just gorgeous and gorgeous it gets funny but that's the thing you all also you're of course gorgeous both of you but also you're so naturally funny and in improv i guess a lot of comedians do improv but when you're learning improv they're telling you not to go for the joke like it's not about being funny like what is it about it's about like creating this oh god mind meld scene sounds like a star trek yeah are the leaders of these groups ever funny

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I had a teacher kick me out of a show because I was being too funny, like going for the joke. I wasn't doing a good job, but I was doing standup and he was like, you can't keep doing standup and then taking these short form improv classes. Like you either take mine or you have to leave the show.

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And then it was a Shakespeare improv show and I didn't know Shakespeare and I just wanted to perform so bad. Shakespeare improv? It was so bad. I was really bad. I didn't know how to talk like the Shakespeare people. I would just poison everyone in the show and try to be funny. Who doth from out of town? He made me leave. And my mom messaged him and was like,

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You got rid of rising star Megan Stalter and me and my friends are not coming back to the theater. And he was like, is this your mom? And I was like, yeah. How old were you? I was like 22. Work. He was like, you need to have your mom apologize or you can't take classes here anymore.

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I can't picture her coming in here.

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That does sound like something I'd say in the show. Several times. I know you haven't seen it, but that does sound like it.

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Well, that means a lot to me. And I'm telling the cast, you set the shot.

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You're going to like it.

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Hannah and Jean are so incredible.

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Oh my God. He looks so hot. Yes. He looks so hot in the drag.

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Yes. He's so funny.

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She is. And that was like her first like acting job. I've known her in standup for a long time, but she's so good.

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I started shaking. I was really nervous.

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I think Hannah's only, like, 27. I feel like when she started, she was, like, 25 maybe. Wow. Jesus. And they're so good together.

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Yeah, wait. How old is she? Hannah? I feel like it started when she was 24, so she's probably, like, 28. Yeah.

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She's so powerful and, like, so funny. So fucking funny. She was so good on SNL.

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Yeah. What were they calling it? A genusance or something?

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What were they calling it?

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Yeah.

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She has such a full, big career. Like she's always been able to work. And I thought she was the most beautiful in designing women, not to confirm women, but I love the blonde one, which was her.

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We should say that, though. It's okay. Not everyone is hot.

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Well, it's not... It's like we should be positive about people. Like everyone has something to offer to the world, but not everyone is hot. Like not everyone needs to be. And some people are hot and funny, like us.

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It's like, well... We shouldn't call people ugly, but some people are.

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I mean, I really agree. Everyone's going to be mad at us for saying that. Well, guess what? It's not that important to be hot. What's important is that you're kind.

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Yeah. Of course.

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People that are hot will be going. Of course.

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Body positive. I'm positive that not everyone is hot.

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But it's not that important.

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Did you really? No, you just got this.

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Wait, this is just a random thing. I can't really have it, right?

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For me. Come on.

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You guys were giving me the soap, so I stopped telling people that they're ugly. But I just don't want, I don't want my point to not get across. It is not important to be hot. It's important to be kind, to take care of each other, to know the Lord. Yes, I talk about God on every podcast. It's not important to everyone to be hot. Everyone's beautiful in their own way, of course.

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You're on my page, but you're kind of like, oh, we might edit some of this out.

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You guys felt distant from me when we went in there. Cause I thought you knew that something was off. And so you started pulling away from me.

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I think y'all are hot and funny. And a lot of people are hot and funny. I don't think you have to be like, you know how people are like, oh, funny people aren't hot. That's not true. Like most people that are funny to me are hot.

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Yeah. I agree. I agree.

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You know what? You bring up a good point because like doing your makeup and dressing well can change someone that's not that hot to hotter. Absolutely.

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Yeah. Well, I think you're always Julia Roberts.

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But I don't think I've always felt hot, but I always felt beautiful. Everyone's beautiful. Not everyone's hot.

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I think how you feel about yourself and the way you're doing your hair and makeup. I think I'm backtracking.

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Oh, you could be hot and not beautiful.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could be someone classically beautiful like by the books. There's not that many people that are like, whoa, so stunning. But a lot of people are hot because of the way they feel about themselves, carry themselves. They're boring. And then they are more beautiful. And then there are people that are ugly and it doesn't matter.

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Oh my God, of course.

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I'm actually not that, well, my girlfriend now is very traditionally gorgeous, but I'm not like, you know, like when I was dating men, I wasn't ever attracted to like really built, like traditionally beautiful men.

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yeah great so I'll just go back to my ogre cave but they don't matter to me that much they really don't no but you're you're lying because you're all of your boyfriends you have found extremely hot and sexy I guess yes I guess yeah I want to be attracted to them my girlfriend now is really hot but I think it but she has an amazing personality she's so funny so it happened that way but like when I first started dating I wasn't dating like I was so just interested in people's personalities I really wasn't dating like not to say anything mean about you when I dated besides the lularoo guy

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was he a heterosexual person he was straight but he designed leggings for lula roe he did like the the um like graphics

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a graphics for a straight scammy graphic legging guy he was so annoying yeah he was really annoying but he wasn't to me i wasn't like attracted to his like his looks really it was like more of the vibe when i first started dating he was very like i'm gonna take you out gorgeous and i was like really young so i thought that was like cool i guess do you think he would come on the pod Yeah.

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I will say something I've never said is he used to date people that looked like his sister.

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I keep pitching. That'd be funny if I get shot in the episode. But I don't want my character to die. I want it to be like, it's funny that she gets shot. She ends up in the hospital. She's fine. Do you remember in American Horror Story? It's surprising.

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I know people would be mad at what I said, but I'm actually trying to bring awareness to it's not that important. Your looks are not important. It's not the important thing about you.

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Yeah.

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People don't really come to mine.

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Yes. Yeah.

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I think it's fun when they don't come like an empty room. Oh, shit.

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Are you a queer person? You thought I was straight. I knew you did.

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My shirt says Teva on it.

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Oh, I'm so excited.

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What about you, Trixie? How many times?

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Did you like when I popped it and said something sassy?

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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You don't like Jean.

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Do you have a feud with Jean?

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547.002

I actually haven't seen Watchmen. Oh, wow.

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I know. I thought she was so hot.

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She smells really good.

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She smells like a beautiful perfume.

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Like a... Floral? Fruity? Yeah, like a really strong, but not too strong.

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It's like both.

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It's like... Steak Diane? It smells like... I remember the first time I smelled it, I was like, whoa, like...

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She likes to like, she'll like rub your, oh, sorry. She'll rub your arm or, you know, like she'll just be like always touching. Like she's always hugging and she just smells really good. Like a fancy, fancy, like woman, woman's perfume.

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The screaming woman was really good in that scene.

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Well, first of all, I want to say that means a lot to me that you watch it. And it means a lot to me that you'd have me on the podcast even though you haven't seen it. But I'm a fan of your other work. First of all, I haven't seen every inch of Hacks. You don't always see every inch of the show you're in, right?

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But you've seen most of it.

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Yeah, I feel like some people are mad. What? does she think she is fat bitch I'm like okay well it's a stand up show first of all you were seated and people were walking across and you pointed at them but they couldn't cross and also they could also do no right which I loved it was like you're going too slow you're going too fast they actually were doing a bad job

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Oh yeah, they got too close. They got too close, tried to grab me. I did just a meet and greet in my stand-up show and I had my two friends, Karen and Maddie, who was a couple, be twins. So sometimes they'd kiss throughout the show and they're twins. But they're not in real life. And then I told them to help me do sort of a meet and greet and had the table set up.

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And it took a long time to set it up. But I thought it was worth it.

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well um i think that some people just go to like show like feel like in la especially they'll just like show up because they want to see like stand up and they won't know or like someone will bring their friend and the friend doesn't know yeah i think i people understand more now they've performed a lot and it's online but if i promise you put david spade on the sign and then yeah yeah whoopi goldberg yeah

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they're in the role of whoopi goldberg tonight is meg salter yeah if i went to the laugh factory and saw you i'd be like this deranged person i don't really do clubs anymore i like to be in a theater yeah because club i i did that for years where they wouldn't get it fully and be like mad at me i used to have this bit where i'd have fake blood in my mouth and i'd come out on stage and it was at the laugh factory and i would um open my mouth and be like hi guys i'm

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I'm assuming we're recording a podcast now. Yes, we are rolling.

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Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

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