Michael Cohen

And then all of a sudden they start throwing tear gas canisters, shooting folks in the face with pepper spray.

I mean, this is unfortunately what's going on.

You're taking a bunch of thugs and you're offering them $50,000.

A firearm with 47 days worth of training.

If that's it.

I think I heard it's all videos that you watch.

47 days.

And by the way, you know why it's 47 days, right?

That's correct.

So as an honor to him that it only takes 47 days to get one of these morons in order to be proper.

My favorite was they approached this other guy in a car.

They said to him, sir, are you an American?

So he goes, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I'm a fucking American.

I mean, it was hysterical.

The guy says, well, tell me, where were you born?

So he goes, I ain't telling you shit.

Fuck out of here.

yeah but the guy the guys the guy literally sounded like he was coming straight out of brooklyn you know i mean it was really he was not it was i think in atlanta something like that but he told the cop he goes the fuck out of here who you ask are you american he goes what's your name the and the guy who's asking his name was like castro or something and the other guy's name was like enriquez so he goes motherfucker you show me your id that you're from they're like all right

It was so funny because he turned the whole thing on them.