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Michael Franzese

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1384 total appearances

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Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Like what do you do all day? You read. Oh, you can read. Yeah. Even in the hole? Well, they give you books. Well, then that ain't the hole. That ain't the hole I know.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Like what do you do all day? You read. Oh, you can read. Yeah. Even in the hole? Well, they give you books. Well, then that ain't the hole. That ain't the hole I know.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

I can't believe that they have ruined the hole. That's the hole you know. Okay. Everybody can have books. The hole was just like, it was literally a hole. Like in World War II movies. Like when you throw, when the Nazis throw you in the hole, trust me, there's no reading. I don't know what a military prison in Germany was, but I'm saying in Germany, civilized prison here in the United States.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

I can't believe that they have ruined the hole. That's the hole you know. Okay. Everybody can have books. The hole was just like, it was literally a hole. Like in World War II movies. Like when you throw, when the Nazis throw you in the hole, trust me, there's no reading. I don't know what a military prison in Germany was, but I'm saying in Germany, civilized prison here in the United States.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

I can't believe that they have ruined the hole. That's the hole you know. Okay. Everybody can have books. The hole was just like, it was literally a hole. Like in World War II movies. Like when you throw, when the Nazis throw you in the hole, trust me, there's no reading. I don't know what a military prison in Germany was, but I'm saying in Germany, civilized prison here in the United States.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You can read. In the hole. Yeah. No television. What do you think about people who are in solitary? You know, that to me is almost... Well, that's solitary, Bill. Oh, I know. But I'm talking about solitary just permanently.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You can read. In the hole. Yeah. No television. What do you think about people who are in solitary? You know, that to me is almost... Well, that's solitary, Bill. Oh, I know. But I'm talking about solitary just permanently.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You can read. In the hole. Yeah. No television. What do you think about people who are in solitary? You know, that to me is almost... Well, that's solitary, Bill. Oh, I know. But I'm talking about solitary just permanently.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Yeah. What? It's crazy, right? That'll drive you crazy. You need human contact. Absolutely. I mean, to keep your sanity, I saw a lot of things happen bad there with guys that just couldn't handle it. And I don't demean them. It was rough. I mean, I've seen wrists being slit and a lot of bad things. So how do you take care of your sexual needs for eight years? You don't. That's it. Very simple.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Yeah. What? It's crazy, right? That'll drive you crazy. You need human contact. Absolutely. I mean, to keep your sanity, I saw a lot of things happen bad there with guys that just couldn't handle it. And I don't demean them. It was rough. I mean, I've seen wrists being slit and a lot of bad things. So how do you take care of your sexual needs for eight years? You don't. That's it. Very simple.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Yeah. What? It's crazy, right? That'll drive you crazy. You need human contact. Absolutely. I mean, to keep your sanity, I saw a lot of things happen bad there with guys that just couldn't handle it. And I don't demean them. It was rough. I mean, I've seen wrists being slit and a lot of bad things. So how do you take care of your sexual needs for eight years? You don't. That's it. Very simple.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You don't. Yeah. I remember one. You come out crazy. There was a great scene in The Sopranos where Tony sees a guy at a gas station who, you know this scene? Yeah.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You don't. Yeah. I remember one. You come out crazy. There was a great scene in The Sopranos where Tony sees a guy at a gas station who, you know this scene? Yeah.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

You don't. Yeah. I remember one. You come out crazy. There was a great scene in The Sopranos where Tony sees a guy at a gas station who, you know this scene? Yeah.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

No, he didn't kill him. Oh, which one? No, this was a, he ran into him. He had just, this is a guy who had been in prison and he just sees him and he comes over and he's like, oh, wow. You know, it's great to see you. I'm glad you're out. And, you know, the guy, you could tell, is a little bitter. And Tony says, you know, I wanted to this and I wanted to that.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

No, he didn't kill him. Oh, which one? No, this was a, he ran into him. He had just, this is a guy who had been in prison and he just sees him and he comes over and he's like, oh, wow. You know, it's great to see you. I'm glad you're out. And, you know, the guy, you could tell, is a little bitter. And Tony says, you know, I wanted to this and I wanted to that.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

No, he didn't kill him. Oh, which one? No, this was a, he ran into him. He had just, this is a guy who had been in prison and he just sees him and he comes over and he's like, oh, wow. You know, it's great to see you. I'm glad you're out. And, you know, the guy, you could tell, is a little bitter. And Tony says, you know, I wanted to this and I wanted to that.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Does that describe your experience? I'm not saying it doesn't happen. But masturbation, why are you so shy about that? I'm not shy. You're in prison. At least you didn't take it up the ass. No. Right. Right. A lot of guys did. A lot of guys did? Yeah. Against their will? No, I didn't see much of that. Not against their will. Most guys. It's interesting that. You see more of that in the state.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Does that describe your experience? I'm not saying it doesn't happen. But masturbation, why are you so shy about that? I'm not shy. You're in prison. At least you didn't take it up the ass. No. Right. Right. A lot of guys did. A lot of guys did? Yeah. Against their will? No, I didn't see much of that. Not against their will. Most guys. It's interesting that. You see more of that in the state.

Club Random with Bill Maher
Michael Franzese | Club Random

Does that describe your experience? I'm not saying it doesn't happen. But masturbation, why are you so shy about that? I'm not shy. You're in prison. At least you didn't take it up the ass. No. Right. Right. A lot of guys did. A lot of guys did? Yeah. Against their will? No, I didn't see much of that. Not against their will. Most guys. It's interesting that. You see more of that in the state.