Michael Regilio

Speaking of which, on average, a human has between 2 and 5 million hairs, of which about 100,000 are on the scalp.

Speaking of which, on average, a human has between 2 and 5 million hairs, of which about 100,000 are on the scalp.

Right. And blonde-haired Caucasians have the highest hair density, which I can relate to because as a younger man, I had a thick blonde shock of hair, but no longer. I now have a thin patch bordering on a bald spot at the back of my scalp. This crop circle used to bum me out a lot. Now, it only bums me out a little.

Right. And blonde-haired Caucasians have the highest hair density, which I can relate to because as a younger man, I had a thick blonde shock of hair, but no longer. I now have a thin patch bordering on a bald spot at the back of my scalp. This crop circle used to bum me out a lot. Now, it only bums me out a little.

Right. And blonde-haired Caucasians have the highest hair density, which I can relate to because as a younger man, I had a thick blonde shock of hair, but no longer. I now have a thin patch bordering on a bald spot at the back of my scalp. This crop circle used to bum me out a lot. Now, it only bums me out a little.

But recently, I've noticed that there are a lot more hair regrowth products and drugs being advertised.

But recently, I've noticed that there are a lot more hair regrowth products and drugs being advertised.

But recently, I've noticed that there are a lot more hair regrowth products and drugs being advertised.

Yeah, and all these commercials have made me wonder if I'm, like, missing something. Have there been, like, some major breakthroughs? Just how effective are treatments now?

Yeah, and all these commercials have made me wonder if I'm, like, missing something. Have there been, like, some major breakthroughs? Just how effective are treatments now?

Yeah, and all these commercials have made me wonder if I'm, like, missing something. Have there been, like, some major breakthroughs? Just how effective are treatments now?

When I first realized my hair was thinning in the back, I was really insecure about it. Then one day, I went to the movies with a bunch of friends, and as fate would have it, I was in the row directly in front of my friends. Why weren't you in the row with your friends? Look, I don't want to get into that. Look, but there they were all staring at the back of my head. Let me tell you something.

When I first realized my hair was thinning in the back, I was really insecure about it. Then one day, I went to the movies with a bunch of friends, and as fate would have it, I was in the row directly in front of my friends. Why weren't you in the row with your friends? Look, I don't want to get into that. Look, but there they were all staring at the back of my head. Let me tell you something.

When I first realized my hair was thinning in the back, I was really insecure about it. Then one day, I went to the movies with a bunch of friends, and as fate would have it, I was in the row directly in front of my friends. Why weren't you in the row with your friends? Look, I don't want to get into that. Look, but there they were all staring at the back of my head. Let me tell you something.

When you have a bald spot on the back of your head, you might not be able to see it, but you can feel it. Weirder still, you can feel people looking at it.

When you have a bald spot on the back of your head, you might not be able to see it, but you can feel it. Weirder still, you can feel people looking at it.

When you have a bald spot on the back of your head, you might not be able to see it, but you can feel it. Weirder still, you can feel people looking at it.

Fine, but look, the fact of the matter is I could feel the heat from their stares, those lasers you mentioned. It completely ruined the movie. I was so self-conscious, but somehow after that night, I was less self-conscious. I didn't need to hide it anymore. Everybody knew. Then I began making jokes about it on stage. Those jokes got laughs, and suddenly I was okay with my patch.

Fine, but look, the fact of the matter is I could feel the heat from their stares, those lasers you mentioned. It completely ruined the movie. I was so self-conscious, but somehow after that night, I was less self-conscious. I didn't need to hide it anymore. Everybody knew. Then I began making jokes about it on stage. Those jokes got laughs, and suddenly I was okay with my patch.

Fine, but look, the fact of the matter is I could feel the heat from their stares, those lasers you mentioned. It completely ruined the movie. I was so self-conscious, but somehow after that night, I was less self-conscious. I didn't need to hide it anymore. Everybody knew. Then I began making jokes about it on stage. Those jokes got laughs, and suddenly I was okay with my patch.