Mike Coase
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596 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Mike Coase’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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They wrote ugly, big nose everywhere. And I had this crush on this guy, Kevin. And they scratched out his face saying, he'll never like you. You're so ugly. And then one of my best friends in high school cut out Kevin from her yearbook and put it in mine. It was very sweet. Anyways, these guys are losers. Most of them apologized to me. So that phone call, I forced him to apologize.
He probably didn't really want to. This is why I'm like this now, because I was heavily bullied. Also, bullied by men is so bizarre for a woman. It's wild. Isn't it crazy? Yeah, it's crazy. It's usually like girls bully girls, guys bully guys.
Yeah. I don't know what my nose does to men, but they hate it. I have a clip right now going viral on Facebook because 500 men are like, is that a prosthetic? How does she even get it that big? You think I want this? You think I'm walking around going, I'm trying to make it look like this? It's so crazy. Adrian Brody, let's see your fucking DMs. Are they you big nose Danny DeVito penguin bitch?
Let's see his.
His is bigger than mine, damn it.
Do they get stunned like this?
Okay, okay, now I'm feeling it. Yeah, she's worse than me, isn't she? So, have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
High school was bumpy.
No, good. It's giving some hype.
I have an apartment. You're renting? I'm renting. It's an $1,800 rent, two bedroom, laundry in unit, parking spot, front yard for my dog.
That's fucking Ian Fightance. He keeps fucking saying I live in the fucking hell. It's in East Hollywood.
Does he ask to stay with you all the time? No, but he did my podcast. He's like, what the fuck is this? There's chickens everywhere. I'm like, yeah, there's chickens up the street. Let them live.
So you live in a... I've been there for 10 years. I found this place. I'm never leaving. It's so insane.
Yes. Okay. All right. So you got a nice place. Got a nice place. Do you live by yourself? No, I have a lovely boyfriend.
I just pissed off really badly today. He was so mad at me, but I love him so much. Sorry, big guy. He's very upset.
Yes.
Okay. Why did that happen? Where was he living? So he was living in New York. So this is a crazy story. All right. I'll make it quick. He moved from New York to East LA? Well, he's an actor. Okay. Actor, comedian, musician. So I met the laugh actor one night. Everyone's bombing their tits off. It's Wednesday night. No one there. 14 people. Hell. I'm pissed off. Shooter McGavin walks in.
Shooter McGavin. From Happy Gilmore. You're dating Shooter McGavin. Can you imagine? And that's the end.
Chris McDonald walks in with my boyfriend who looks exactly like him. And I go, oh, it's his son. Why the fuck are they here on a Wednesday night? Hammered. And I'm like, fuck. Yeah, Shooter gets after it.
Oh, they're blackout. So I go up. I'm trying so hard. I'm obsessed with Happy Gilmore. It's my favorite movie. I'm embarrassed now. I hit bomb for Shooter McGavin. I ask this question to who takes dick pics, and nobody answers me, but I think Shooter's son. He goes, I do. I put a little tiny etch-a-sketch on the tip of my dick. And I'm like, what?
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