Mike Coase

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596 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard Jun 2025

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So I'm kind of laughing because it's such a bizarre thing for someone to say. I get off stage. I'm like, fuck it. I'm saying hi to Shooter. I never fangirl over anybody. I go over and I'm like, Hello, hi, I'm a huge fan. And then I'm like, oh, is this your son? And he's like, oh, I'm his nephew. And I'm like, oh, okay. Gives me a big hug. And I'm like, I'm starstruck.
He's like, so you're gonna come drink with us? And I was like, what? No, I'm going home to bed. And I left in like a panic because no man ever hits on me after show. I'm like, my fucking pussy's dragging on the ground. Every guy's like disgusted. So by the time I get home, Jefferson, Shooter McGavin's nephew, who is now my boyfriend, DM me being like, hey, can I get your phone number?
And we've talked every day since. And let me show you him. He looks exactly like Shooter McGavin. It's fucking crazy. I'm dating Shooter McGavins. Look at him. Look at this guy. It does look like Shooter McGavin. It looks exactly like him. I'm obsessed with this man. What?
Oh, he... I've done that.
Are you seeing this? This looks exactly like Shooter McGavin. It's fucking crazy.
I love it.
Yes.
Exactly. And he does.
No, no furniture. We split the rent, but I pay all the bills.
Well, because he's on the road so much. I think I'm there more. He does cruise ships and stuff, and he tours a lot. So I'm like, sometimes he's not even there for like a month.
A year and a half. We met almost a year and a half ago, exactly. April of last.
You know why we started just talking so much? Well, I'm disgusting. Well, I'm a fucking horny pervert. Also, I've never dated a Hawkeye. I'm like, get the fuck in my house, asshole. You're not going anywhere. I'm talking to the radiator. I've only dated Blobs. She sounds cool to me. I'm a great girlfriend. And now he comes with me on the road, Pavi Features.
And he hosts.
There you go.
It's not that normal, but.
Well, we're always on a diet, so I'll cook, like, zoodles and a fucking, like, meat sauce.
Well, if we get, like, takeout, we'll sit at the couch and watch, like, Netflix or something.
I'll plate it.
Yes, it depends on what we get. But if we get, like, yeah, some sharing stuff, I'm plating it. I like a knife and fork.
Maybe some almond butter and some pickles. Yeah, a lot of pickles. You mentioned pickles before. What's up with the pickles? I don't know. I love pickles. You do? I've been eating them nonstop since I was a kid. How do you feel about bread and butter pickles? I like them all. Really? Not as good. I like a crisp kosher. Okay. Dill. Gentleman fix.
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