Natalie Joy
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Podcast Appearances
You weren't thinking of like future me might want another bite of this.
Well, speaking of desserts, River, while Nick was gone, I obviously slept with River.
She slept in my bed, our bed.
And she wakes up with the ass crack at dawn, and she's like, Mama, I want a snack.
And I'm like, okay, what do you want, a pouch or something?
And she's like, no, I want a snack.
And I'm like, all right, go get a granola bar and bring it back here and I'll open it up for you.
She's like, okay.
Hops off the bed, goes out the room, shuts the door behind her, of course.
She shuts doors behind her.
She's very respectful like that.
That's really cool.
And so I'm kind of waiting.
I'm like,
kind of taking her a minute like hmm I wonder what she's doing so I'm like let me sneak out there and spy on her you know yeah so I go out there very quietly tiptoe tiptoe tiptoe the pantry like doors are cabinet doors are open so I know obviously she's rummaging she got her snack nowhere to be found I'm like oh my god
Literally nowhere.
I'm like, is she in a room?
I go back into a room, not in a room.
I look in her closet, not in her closet.
I'm like, okay, actually, who the fuck is she?