Neil Saavedra

Yleensä he selvittävät tai tekevät vaihtoehtoja tai mitä tahansa. Mutta en... Kuuntele, he käsittelevät minua erittäin hyvältä täällä. Ja paikat ovat toinen tapa tuoda minun arvoani paikalle. Mutta en tehdä sitä ympäristössä, jossa tekevät sinut tai yrittävät sinut tehdä jotain, jota en teke. En vain tiedä. Se ei ole tarpeeksi minulle. Se ei auta minua...

You know, piss on my integrity for a couple of shekels. It does nothing for me. But what it does do is give me an opportunity to tell you about things that I really do like. When you hear me talk about morongo, I really enjoy morongo. I love the rooms. I love their pools. Their spa is great. That pink coffee, that is some of the best baked goods you're ever going to eat. That's my point of view.

And my wife, she loves them too. So that's just what I'm saying. I speak to Damien over there, Chef Damien, and we talk about the food. He's excited to share things with me. I'm sorry. I like that. But I will tell you something. I once had friends of mine go, we want to go to an authentic Italian restaurant. A really lovely, authentic Italian restaurant in LA. So I sent him to one.

And they complained that they didn't have butter. Said, you won't find butter at an authentic Italian restaurant. Go to Italy and ask for butter. They said they didn't cut the pizza. In Italy, they don't cut the pizza. You want an authentic Italian restaurant...

It's not going to be an American restaurant where anything you ask for, you get. They're going to say, no, we're an Italian restaurant, that's how we do it in Italy. If you want Olive Garden, go to Olive Garden. I love me some Olive Garden. Authentic Italian restaurant, it's not, but it's delicious.

So, when I recommend something, I recommend it based on my palate and my likes, my atmosphere. You may have something different, but I stand by what I say about Morongo and their marketplace. It's just great. I really enjoy it. It's fresh. It's made in front of you. What's your problem? It's not sitting under heat lamps like at a traditional buffet. Not the same thing. All right, off my...

Off my little high horse here. All righty, Valentine's Day. Neil Saavedra back with more. This is KFI Heard Everywhere on that there iHeartRadio app. You've been listening to The Fork Report. You can always hear us live on KFI AM 640, 2 to 5 p.m. on Saturday, and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Yeah, Neil? How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass the spaghetti? How? Hey, pasta. Pasta, pasta. First real laugh of the year. Let me teach you how to eat.

8.00 a.m. 6.40 a.m. live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. Happy Valentine's Day. Neil Saavedra here with the Fork Report. I'm your friendly neighborhood Fork Reporter. And always thrilled to have some time to hang out on a Saturday. They say there's gonna be rain. I don't know. I don't know. Eileen, do you think we're gonna get the rain? Is it gonna be one of those things? Maybe, maybe, nope.

I think so. I know some areas are bracing for it to hit pretty hard. How do you know? Does your wonky knee go out or your elbow? How do you know that it's coming in? I have the inside scoop here. So I'm hoping for it. I'm hoping for a little bit. I even saw in the mountains they might get a tiny bit of snow or something. So fingers crossed. Cozy time is a good time. I know today is Valentine's Day.

um we just got a new couch which sounds like super i don't know extravagant maybe but it's it's not it's not the slightest i think we were still on the couch from my old apartment in my single days so it's gotta be 25

Years old at least. But it's the only couch my son Max has known. So he's like, what? He doesn't like change. What? And I'm like, no, it'll be great. So we, where'd we go? We went to a bunch of places, looked around, found this very inexpensive, but seems nice, little couch. And we were all, we were a family of three and we were all testing it out.

last night and this like how do we fit how do we you know because the other one was not super wide and so i always would walk in there and if the two of them were in there it was kind of hard to like never mind because uh i don't know if you've noticed but i'm on the bigger side so anyway so we were doing that and and tonight uh we did a little valentine celebration last night a little bit this morning and then tonight we'll make a heart-shaped pizza

Jumalani laittaa tämän ja me teemme hieman sopimusta kylmää kotiin ja jatkaamme. Toivon, että tykkäät itseäsi. Me ei tyypillisesti menemme ulkomaille. Jumalan päivässä, niin paljonko minä tuen restaurantteja ja sanon, että menen ulkomaille, niin viimeinen asia, mitä haluan tehdä Jumalan päivässä tai Jumalan päivässä, on mennä amatöön.

But if you are going out, have a great time. A little sad. So I thought if you're going to be home, make something simple. Especially if you're going to try and have some happy, happy time. A little adult time. And what I mean by that is you're going to take some time to do your taxes together. You know, get those receipts out, that type of thing. You're not going to want a full stomach.

Because it's no sexy. It's no sexy. It's no sexy when your stomach's full. So I know it's going to be strange because I'm going to recommend pasta, but listen, hear me out on this.

Because I know what you're thinking. Pasta, why don't you just say make pancakes? Why don't we swallow bricks in our belly? But there is a dish at the Anaheim White House that is an appetizer, I believe. It comes before your meal. You know what an appetizer is. What the hell am I saying? But it's a trio of pasta, and they're like three little nests of pasta.

Joka kerta, kun tykkään siitä, se on tämmöinen täydellinen... Tämä on tämmöinen taistelun taistelu ja tekstejä. Siinä on jotain tuulista pastaa.

just that little softness on the outside, that tiny little bite on the inside, that silky sultriness of the sauce that just comes together. And then the things that you can put in there, maybe a little crunch. I don't know if it's a little pork or a little beef or whatever it is, some veggies. There's something that's delightful to me about that. So what I'm going to recommend to you is to

Ajattele, että on pieni rauha pastaa.