Nick Martell

I said drip coffee.

Just give me the decaf wrap.

Jack, three stories for today's tea boy.

What do we got on the pod?

For our first story, some rich dude announced he's paying the USA Olympic athletes $200,000 each.

Oh, and JP Morgan Bank of America and Nicki Minaj are donating to the Trump investment accounts for kids.

What we're noticing, billionaires are donating more than ever, but in a very particular way.

Yes, they are.

For our second story, Tesla just reported their worst earnings ever by far, and yet the stock rose close to an all-time high.

Because investors think Tesla's like a young avocado tree again.

And our third and final story.

Bill Gates' daughter just raised money at a $180 million valuation for a self-driving shopping app.

Because a dress that's $200 at one store is $80 at another.

But besties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

Oh, your vest hit my eye.

I'm very excited for Starbucks Investor Day, by the way.

The best thing you can do for your career, apparently, it's to **** your **** and **** over that.

We repeat, if you're trying to maximize your income or close that deal or snag a promotion, then drop a big old fat.

This story is brought to us by Yeti Lloyd Brotman, who sent us a study from American psychologist on the big benefits of cursing.

Jack, let's jump in T-boy style.