Nick Martell

Prices are still at 100 bucks a barrel for oil.

Diesel fuel, that's what's needed to transport all those tomatoes across the border.

And diesel prices have doubled since February.

Plus, Jack, since a third of the world's fertilizer passes through the Strait of Hormuz.

Your tomato plans just got julienned.

And finally, American demand for the tomato has never been higher.

Pasta sauce, pizza sauce, ketchup, salsa.

It's the quarterback of every entree.

Bingo, besties, the tomato.

It is making the avocado jealous these days.

Tomato.

It already had main character energy in your shakshuka.

Yeah, now it's the main character of the inflationary economy.

Tomato.

It's the new X. I don't buy your engagement ring.

Stick a tomato on that finger.

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All right, Eddies.