Nick Martell

I think I saw Messy West...

Wink at Amanda.

Did you see what I saw?

I think it was a contact lens, but I like where you're going with this.

Yetis, the reason reality TV has evolved from 2000's popularity to 2020's obsession?

Here it is.

It's because TV doesn't end after the 60-minute episode anymore.

We follow, we comment, we AMA our favorite star.

Reality stars are now accessible in a way scripted stars never were.

So reality TV has found a second life by becoming a social sport that never stops.

As proven by that Instagram story confirming the infidelity that made the world go crazy this week.

Basties, nobody is just watching anymore.

They're participating.

And participation is a much stickier thing than viewership.

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