Nick Swardson
speaker
89 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Nick Swardson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But yeah, no, Tony, I haven't been to sleep yet.
I can't get the fucking paint off of my body.
It's literally, I don't know what I'm going to do.
It sounds like a jet engine in my fucking apartment, and now I can't...
My girlfriend and I broke up recently.
It's all good, you know, we didn't really see eye to eye all that much.
She said tomato, I said cunt.
Dog shit weed.
Like, I feel like if they wanted to get you really high, they should have named it Malaysian Flight 370.
Yeah.
It's more like a... Wow.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You've been nice all fucking night, dumbass.
Shut up.
Last time on Kill Tony, I was offered stem cells from a company called Ways Too Well.
As you can see, it's going fucking great.
I used to look like the scrawny little pretzel boy.
now i'm perfect and i can dunk i'm looking forward to jerking off with my left hand for a change i've wanted to be able to say something for a long time and now i can no i'm not the father my niggas
Being black and disabled are oddly similar.
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