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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.TV and now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
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Chapter 2: What special events are mentioned for the Kill Tony show?
Hey y'all it is going down August 9th and 10th our biggest shows ever Kill Tony live from Madison Square Garden in beautiful New York City there are still very few tickets available for the live shows in New York and if you can't make it to New York City you can watch the live stream all of your favorite cast and characters of the show It is going to be absolutely historical.
We are holding absolutely nothing back. We are so pumped about this event and everything we've ever done up to this point feels like practice to us. All the other arenas, all the big shows, the development of all the characters, the growth of all the comedians. August 9th and 10th, it all comes to a head. KillTonyLive.com for the live stream and tickets at Ticketmaster.com for the live shows.
Hey, this is Red Brick coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony. Let's go!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
Yeah!
You made it. You lucky motherfuckers made it. You're at the number one live podcast in the world. Brought to you by DraftKings Game Time and Talk Space. This is Kill Tony. How about a hand for Red Band, ladies and gentlemen? And how about a hand for the best damn band in the land, huh? We got the full squad here tonight.
Grooveline Horns, make some noise for Carlos Sosa, Fernando Castillo, and Raul Vallejo, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrande, We are joined by the amazingly talented freak of nature, Marcus King tonight, ladies and gentlemen, who just brought shock and awe to the room. His new album, Mood Swings, the hit single, Delilah, out now. Go listen to it. He's a fucking freak of nature.
We also have the great, of course, John Dees watching over us. And we have the great and powerful Dee Madness listening over us.
Please.
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Chapter 3: What was William Montgomery’s experience in Paris?
You have good stage presence. You seem like a cool guy. You seem like you caught all the Pokemon that there were to catch. Every single one, dude. New York City is a booming city. Got to catch them all. You know what that noise means. You're a little wubber ducky. Can you do an impression of a wubber ducky? Can I do an impression of... I don't know how to. It's impossible.
How do you do that, dude?
It was a trick question. You answered it perfectly correct. So you know a lot of Asian comedians in New York City? There aren't a ton. I know the local ones. No one huge, though, yet.
No one big yet.
Yeah, there's no one big over there. That's a good point. There's someone that we know, right? There's someone that we know that moved to New York. Who? That's actually his middle name. So, Ethan, how do you make a living? How do you pay your bills? Very supportive parents. I actually have like a 9 to 5. I'm here for a work trip and I quickly changed to come do this.
I mean, this is my dream, but I have a 9 to 5, but What do you do for a nine to five? I do sales. Yeah. Okay. What are you selling? I sell toothbrushes. Really? Yeah.
What kind of toothbrush?
I used to sell pads and tampons, but I didn't have the expertise.
So I moved to toothbrushes.
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Chapter 4: How does the show format work with new comedians?
There goes Ethan Kim to start the show, ladies and gentlemen. Ethan Kim. We have many famous Kims. Hans, Congdon. And now Ethan has joined the fray. Your next bucket pool, ladies and gentlemen, goes by the name of... Oh, I know what that noise means. That must be Heidi's here, everybody. Make some noise for Heidi, everyone. Look at her. Isn't she just fantastic?
Your next bucket pool goes by the name of Corinne Alia, everybody. Here we go. Make some noise for Corinne, everybody.
Any of you guys here fans of pro wrestling? Make some noise. Yeah, it's not really fucking idiots. Thank you. Me and my boyfriend have been doing this new move in bed recently called the Vinnie Mac. Yeah, it's where I sex traffic that ass and then shit all over his face. Thank you. It gets better. We have another one we've been doing called the Drizzy Drake.
Yeah, that's the one where he fucks kids and acts black. Thank you. You guys like conspiracy theories? Clap your hands. All right, so you guys like pizza? Gate? The craziest thing about pedophiles is that they can't even win a race. Yeah, because they always got to come in a little behind. People that think that pedophiles hurt kids the most have clearly never heard of a good old Sandy Hook.
All right, Corinna Leo, welcome, welcome. Have you been on this show before? Yeah. One other time? Yeah. Nice, I love it. How did this go compared to that time, you think?
I think this one was better.
Yeah, absolutely. How long have you been doing stand-up?
A year.
One year. Where are you from?
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Chapter 5: What comedic moments highlight the performance of Gary Falcon?
Make it cool? Thank you. A perfect set. A perfect set. Pushed it to a minute, 11 seconds. That's right before the bear comes knocking. Absolutely incredible. Oh, and now that you're up here, the name wasn't familiar, but your face is. You've been on this show before. Yeah, two times. Absolutely. I remember. I remember a guy that looks like Tim Allen's grandfather. Yep.
Chapter 6: How does the host engage with the audience about personal experiences?
It is incredible. You have a grown-ass man's face. Yep. With a boy's body. Yep. Yep. You look like the only guy to win to catch a predator. Gary Falcon! Gary Falcon! The crowd goes absolutely wild as Gary thrives again. It is amazing. So how do you explain your face? Did you perhaps work in the oil industry for a very long time? Just alcoholism, I think, is the number one explanation for it.
You look like Magnum G-A-Y.
It is.
Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the guests' backgrounds and careers?
You do. You look like Daniel Gay-Lewis. Yeah, last time you said Daniel Day-Dinklage, because I'm short, but I appreciate that. You keep saying Daniel Day-Lewis to me.
I said that?
I called you Daniel Day-Dinklage.
It was very funny.
Oh, that's so funny. I love it when people remind me of the unbelievably hilarious stuff that I've said. It is absolutely incredible. What's your ethnicity? Are you Daniel Day-Jewish?
Yeah.
Irish. My mom is from Ireland. I'm like actually Irish. Wow. I had to spell my own name wrong on the list when I signed up. That's how Irish I am. It's spelled E-O-G-H-A-N. But it's pronounced Owen. It's Gaelic, yeah. Emphasis on the gay. I feel like he's going to say that. I might as well just... You were great at the end of Philadelphia. I'm accused of being a Gaelic all the time. Um...
Absolutely incredible. What do you do for work? I'm an engineer by day.
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Chapter 8: How does the show conclude with audience interaction and future events?
Okay. How about you have any kids? No. You don't have a bastard in a basket? A bastard in a basket? No kids. You're a bastard in a basket. Eat me out! Eat me out! I love it. What kind of engineer are you? Mechanical by degree, but I work as an industrial engineer right now, which is just like process improvement on a manufacturing floor. It's pretty boring.
Easy stuff for a guy like you, it seems. Yeah, you know, no big deal or anything. What do you keep in that front pocket? Is that a pile of air? That is incredible that it descends. It was a Zin. And then they made me ditch it before I got here. They made you throw your Zins away? I mean, no, but I can't bring anything in my pockets. You know that. You run the show.
You guys really make them empty their pockets entirely. I think that's a great idea. That's brilliant. Absolutely. Pocket like it's hot.
Pocket like it's hot.
I love this idea. I love that we make people empty their fucking pockets. Fuck them. Anything could be used as a weapon. And you know what? Good stuff. What else did you have in your pockets that you're missing dearly right now? Phone, wallet, notebook, pen. Very good. Normal stuff. Absolutely. Okay. Do you have any special skills or talents? Um, I can do a cricket noise pretty good.
Get the fuck out of here. How many of you want to hear him make a cricket noise?
Let's fucking go. This is Kill Pony.
If I fuck this up, I'm going to feel like such a dumbass, but... Wow. That is... Not bad. That was pretty great. Absolutely incredible. Even Red Band is agreeing, and no one hears crickets more than him. He is our senior cricket correspondent. I call him Daniel Day Cricket. You always do call me that.
Tony, how many dickets do you hear? Oh. Fucking gypsy.
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