Nick Swardson
speaker
89 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Nick Swardson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Really just lost one disability and gained another.
I used to be an inspiration.
Now I only inspire the police.
People used to yell at me asking to pet my dog.
Now they yell, what up, dog?
Fooled ya.
I still run slow as fuck.
Fooled ya.
I still run slow as fuck.
All right.
Tony thinks stem cell injections is when I haven't actually gotten them quite yet.
I had to reschedule.
Tony thinks stem cell injections is when a guy comes in his ass.
Redban is the only guy I know who thinks I can't believe it's not butter, it's stem cells.
What else is going on, Aaron Belisle?
I was sitting at my desk with my regular paychecks and free healthcare thinking.
How can I make my life worse?
The closest thing I have- I was sitting at my desk with my regular paychecks.
Oh, shit.
Texas is a hard lifestyle.
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