Paige DeSorbo

Where I, like, said to my friend, I think you might have a small dick.

But, like...

Yeah.

That like bone.

It was killing.

It's so important because also that is like gossiping and that's what keeps women like alive.

Like, I think, I mean, I had such a good mom though.

Thank God I felt comfortable enough to go to my mom to be like,

Hey, like, I think I have like it's burning when I pee and that's what it is.

Like, so can you help me?

But like if I was nervous, I would never know.

Do you want to hear something so crazy about when I told my mom that I wasn't a virgin anymore?

Now, thinking back, I must have had a UTI because I literally made myself sick thinking that I had like an STD.

Oh, yeah.

Everyone thinks like literally like I couldn't sleep.

Like I was like sick.

I was like, I have to tell my mom like, oh, my God, like something's going on.

i'll never forget i'm like you're like i'm gonna die and she doesn't know it's because of herpes i'm a senior in high school and i like go i'll never forget it was like being a little kid going down into the kitchen like i threw up i was like mom and she i'll never forget she was ironing and i was like i have to die

I'm like, okay, so like something is like kind of happening with like my vagina.

And I'm like, I don't know what's going on.