Paige DeSorbo

And like, and I remember her like staring at me and I'm like, and like I had sex.

And I remember whispering like sex.

And she was like, okay, well, what's going on?

Do you want to show me?

Like, and so, like, that.

And ultimately, I think I probably had, like, a little bit of a UTI.

And she was like, just drink water and, like, we'll see what happens.

And, like, nothing happens.

But...

Couple weeks later, maybe like I'd have to call Stephanie and like really figure out the story because I won't remember.

I got into a fight with one of my girlfriends in high school.

who knows about what but we were like really fighting okay like to the point where she like called my house phone and i'll never forget i've spoken to her since this like obviously she called your house phone to hash it out like after school no she called my house phone and i'll never forget answering and being like hello and her being like let me talk to your mom and i'm like no you're not talking to my mom you freak

I feel comfortable saying this because her and I are, like, friends.

So, like, thinking back, it's, like, so funny.

I'm like, you're not talking to my mom, you freak.

Like, what are you going to say to my mom?

And I'll never forget.

how dare you are you trying to ruin my life i'm an angel and i'll never forget my mom heard it and got on the phone and was like hey you guys are having a fight and that's your friend you don't go and try and like tell on her and i remember being like yeah mom like and she hung up and she was like we have to talk yeah then she hung up and she was like what are you doing she goes what's up

But anyway, that's just like girlhood.

Oh, we're done.