Peyton Ruddy
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Trust me, I've seen four seasons of the Narcos.
I know exactly how this shit works.
The problem I have with holidays is black people don't have any cool holidays, right?
You know, when you think about black holidays, what do we have?
Listen, white people.
Martin Luther King Day.
I love holidays, man.
And what is Martin Luther King Day?
I really do.
A bunch of niggas running around in the cold with sweaters on with Martin Luther King face on it.
My favorite holiday would have to be, no doubt, St.
Paddy's Day.
Y'all white people don't even show up for that shit, right?
You get to run around wearing green.
pinching people on the ass and saying Irish shit like, Conor McGregor, Conor McGregor.
And then our other holiday is Juneteenth.
Like, my man, if I was to ask you what Juneteenth, what would you say?
You know, look at me charms.
Nigga, that's the day they free the slaves.
I don't know I'm fucking racist, right?