Pierre LeBrun

I think Carlo and those guys were on the course this morning.

Nobody called me.

What?

No, it's not a shame because they know that I would have accepted, and they don't want to waste their time and my time.

Why would I go and sit there on the course and waste their time?

I'd be on my cell phone.

Or your personality, like we have for everything.

I don't have to day drink and be on air, so I'll just be sitting there.

Well, the problem is, Stridey, I don't know if you know, but this guy will steal anything that's not nailed down.

No, why?

Because you know what guys are like.

I've played in so many dressing rooms, guys making $5 million a year, and a guy will walk in with a box full of free T-shirts that he got from Red Bull or something and say,

Throw them in the middle of the room, and there will be a dog pile for these three T-shirts.

And guys will be stealing them and stuffing them in their coat and leaving.

I've played on teams where, like, the trainers have had to lock up the razors because the guys would steal, like, the Bic razors.

Because anything that's not nailed down, guys are like that.

And, oh, the other day, I don't know if you saw this, Strutty, got caught.

Oh, I saw it.

He got caught asking – this is awful – asking the manager of the golf course for a paper bag, and then he walked over and loaded up the gift bag and walked out and didn't have no shame and doubled back to finish off and throw some –

Chips and another chocolate bar in there.