Rachel Scanlon

You know it's Earth Day, so I know you want to ride out, even if it's only at my house, which is located on Earth. Hi. Guess who's not using plastic straws, honey? Me. Me, bitch. I use those paper ones. And yeah, it makes my lips feel weird. But I know that the earth is going to survive. Yeah, 1000%. I'm about to rail my wife today so hard. She loves the earth. Dude, I love the earth.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

No, I'm helping them with my LOLs. And my he's and my ha's. Okay. Sorry.

No, I'm helping them with my LOLs. And my he's and my ha's. Okay. Sorry.

No, I'm helping them with my LOLs. And my he's and my ha's. Okay. Sorry.

But before we get into that, can I please let everybody know that Two Dykes and a Mic will be doing more live shows this month, May 30th. We've got Seattle, May 31st. Also Seattle. It's at the Neptune Theater, which is one of our favorite venues. It is actually one of my favorite venues.

But before we get into that, can I please let everybody know that Two Dykes and a Mic will be doing more live shows this month, May 30th. We've got Seattle, May 31st. Also Seattle. It's at the Neptune Theater, which is one of our favorite venues. It is actually one of my favorite venues.

But before we get into that, can I please let everybody know that Two Dykes and a Mic will be doing more live shows this month, May 30th. We've got Seattle, May 31st. Also Seattle. It's at the Neptune Theater, which is one of our favorite venues. It is actually one of my favorite venues.

They go insane.

They go insane.

They go insane.

I'm hoping that one of our sharks dress up like a shark.

I'm hoping that one of our sharks dress up like a shark.

I'm hoping that one of our sharks dress up like a shark.

Do you remember? Way up in the balcony. Yeah, dressed as a shark. Incredible. June 7th, we're going to be in Portland, Oregon. Revolution Hall. June 12th, we're going to be in Pittsburgh, PA. I was like, what does PA stand for? Pennsylvania.