Rachel Scanlon

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Let me know.

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My worst vacation story happened about five years ago.

My wife and I got into camping because as a lesbian couple, you're either going to dabble in veganism or campingism.

And we decided to go camping because my wife and I really wanted to go to the Rocky Mountain National Park.

And specifically, my wife really wanted to see a bighorn sheep.

And so we borrowed a tent from one of my friends and my friend was like, this tent is great.

The only thing is that it's not waterproof, so don't get it wet.

Oh, God.

So we got to the national park, but it was already nighttime.

And so it was pitch black and I could not find where our campsite was.

So I see a grassy knoll and I'm like, here seems good.

We've set up our our campsite.

We're like, here we are.

We go to sleep.

10 minutes later, all of the sprinklers turned on and absolutely annihilated the tent.

I'm like, we're under attack.

I opened up, you know how there's like a zipper door situation?