Rachel Scanlon

I opened it up and the sprinklers just nailed me right in the face.

Water's getting inside the tent.

I'm freaking out.

I was like, babe, we're under attack.

Grab the tent.

We move everything like a couple yards over, go back to sleep.

10 minutes later,

boom new sprinklers just nailing the tent i'm like we just moved from one sprinkler section to another sprinkler section it was so upsetting that we just decided to leave immediately we just packed up and drove overnight until the morning in the morning i looked out the window i saw a bighorn sheep i woke up my wife i was like babe it's your bighorn sheep and my wife was still so upset about all the sprinklers that she just looked out the window and went i don't give a sheep

I don't give a sheep.

I don't say that anytime anyone is upset in our marriage.

We go, I don't give a sheep.

Something very exciting is happening with Mackenzie and I. Something that we didn't think we could even possibly do.

May 20th we'll be in Cleveland, Ohio and May 21st we'll be in Columbus, Ohio.

Well, and these are four stops that Mackenzie and I are going to get to do in the spring.

And we are kind of leading up to a very exciting fall.

We can't wait.

Mackenzie Goodwin.

Rachel Scanlon.

Worldwide dykes for life.

Hey!