Rachel Scanlon
speaker
7,123 appearances
25 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 6d ago
Rachel Scanlon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm Rachel Scanlon-Lee. I thought you were going to say welcome to another container of Two Dykes and a Mic, which is insane.
You know it's Earth Day, so I know you want to ride out, even if it's only at my house, which is located on Earth. Hi. Guess who's not using plastic straws, honey? Me. Me, bitch. I use those paper ones. And yeah, it makes my lips feel weird. But I know that the earth is going to survive. Yeah, 1000%. I'm about to rail my wife today so hard. She loves the earth. Dude, I love the earth.
I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.
So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.
No, I'm helping them with my LOLs. And my he's and my ha's. Okay. Sorry.
But before we get into that, can I please let everybody know that Two Dykes and a Mic will be doing more live shows this month, May 30th. We've got Seattle, May 31st. Also Seattle. It's at the Neptune Theater, which is one of our favorite venues. It is actually one of my favorite venues.
They go insane.
I'm hoping that one of our sharks dress up like a shark.
Do you remember? Way up in the balcony. Yeah, dressed as a shark. Incredible. June 7th, we're going to be in Portland, Oregon. Revolution Hall. June 12th, we're going to be in Pittsburgh, PA. I was like, what does PA stand for? Pennsylvania.
We stan... Vision board type of shit. Also, these live shows have been genuinely some of the most fun that I've ever had with you.
That's all I'll say. And it's also altered weirdly. Do you know how like – Sometimes you do stuff and then your chemicals change in your body. That has happened at least on my end. I can't speak for you, bitch. I think the chemicals had changed before because there was an energy. There was an energy between us. Anyways, the next week episode is really wild.
Also in June, I kind of want to say something very exciting. June 24th, I'm going to be doing my hour of stand-up in Los Angeles at Largo.
Dude, thank you so much. Yeah. Incredible.
Vibes are good.
Dude. So I'm making this. I'm so proud of you. I know that this has been on your, like, biggest dream goals. It has been. Since I met you. Yeah. Other than to fuck me, which I know you're still trying to do. But this was a quick number two. Checklist is short.
It happens. Consider myself fucked. Dangerous. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Such a beautiful moment. I'm sorry. Well, listen, I feel like that's very us, though. I'm really proud of you, though.
To be able to write an entire feature movie to make it happen, to produce it and then direct it is so fucking cool. I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much.
The fact that it's not set in olden times.
Pussy out. Full frontal.
Dude. Dude, I love that. You know, I would for you. I'm always looking for a chance to artfully show off my pussy.
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