Ralphie May
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I said so maturely to one guy one day, I was so proud of myself.
I said, you know what?
This just isn't working out.
And, you know, I should be feeling more than I am after this long of a time.
Like, it was a couple months and I didn't feel shit.
And I go, so, I think we shouldn't see each other.
And I was so proud because that's so honest.
And he goes, what's the matter, bitch?
I ain't ghetto enough for you?
And I was like, oh, now I'm just going to have to call you the N-word, okay?
Wow.
And he's like, but you're so proud.
And then you go, but I'm, he's not even going to appreciate this nice honesty.
Yeah.
Yeah, and this is why.
Right, right.
Oh, my God, yeah.
For Hasselhoff.
God damn it.
How'd that go?