Ralphie May
speaker
854 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 18 Sep
Ralphie May’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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who's 33.
No.
I feel you better break up now.
Right.
Admit it.
The milk is sour.
I never used to have the balls to break up with anybody, so I would always behave like such a cunt that they'd break up with me.
That's what I would do.
That's usually a dude move.
It's horrible.
It suddenly got very romantic.
It was like the relief that washed over his face.
It was like, wow.
I have actually wished guys in my heart would die so I didn't have to break up with them.
I always go, why can't they just be killed or have a heart attack?
And then I don't have to have the nuts to break up with them.
Right.
But that's not a grown-up thing to do.
And I thought once that I was at, you know, I took my year and a half off from dating.
And I started dating a couple of nice guys here or there.
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