Ralphie May

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854 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 18 Sep

Ralphie May’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Adam Carolla Show · Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics) · 12 Jun 2026 podcast

And I said so maturely to one guy one day, I was so proud of myself.

I said, you know what?

This just isn't working out.

And, you know, I should be feeling more than I am after this long of a time.

Like, it was a couple months and I didn't feel shit.

And I go, so, I think we shouldn't see each other.

And I was so proud because that's so honest.

And he goes, what's the matter, bitch?

I ain't ghetto enough for you?

And I was like, oh, now I'm just going to have to call you the N-word, okay?

Wow.

And he's like, but you're so proud.

And then you go, but I'm, he's not even going to appreciate this nice honesty.

Yeah.

Yeah, and this is why.

Right, right.

Oh, my God, yeah.

For Hasselhoff.

God damn it.

How'd that go?

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