Ramy Youssef
speaker
353 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard May 2025
Ramy Youssef’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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If it's a homegrown criminal, I have no problem. I'm talking about really bad people, really bad people.
Is that from Mar-a-Lago? That's actually their gold, all gold. Look. And you know, it's angels. They're angels.
Throughout the years, people have tried to come up with a gold paint that would look like gold, and they've never been able to do it. Can't do it. You've never been able to. Look at that look. You've never been able to match gold with gold paint. That's why it's gold.
We're pulling all that out and putting the money toward the infrastructure, not the social movement from the last administration.
Good steel, right, as opposed to green paper mache. LAUGHTER OK, thanks. Great job. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
I took a cognitive test and I don't know what to tell you other than I got every answer right. Can you tell us about the cognitive test? Is that a man, human, person, camera, TV? It's a... I think it's a pretty well-known test. Whatever it is, I got everyone. I got it all right.
A congresswoman introduced a bill to add President Trump to Mount Rushmore.
I'm so happy to be here with you. Thank you for having me.
Yeah, of course.
The show's hilarious. Thank you. No, I, you know, it was something that we felt was only possible to do in animation. It's actually, it's really wild, too, because we've been making the show for so many years. And I don't think there's ever been a week in America's history where immigrants feel the need to say, hey, we are number one happy family USA. Right.
And that is what this family feels compelled to do in 2001. And we kind of have this show coming out in this moment where it's all colliding in this wild way.
We started making it during, we pitched it during Trump 1. And then it's coming out now in the sequel.
He seemed happier back then, yeah? He did? He did. He was, like, smiling more. Like, he seems really stressed now. Like, all the clips you were showing, I was like, you know, you're like, oh, man, he looks kind of sad. Like, I don't think he likes what he's doing either. That may be the most charitable thing I've ever heard. I always try to see it from the other point of view, even if it's his.
And I'm like, he looks stressed. Like, he doesn't look good.
I think he might. I mean, they're kissing his ass, and he obviously has, like, body image issues. He's lying about the weight and the height. And then, like... No. And then... And then, like, you know, Jon Stewart's over here talking about a front butt and stuff. No.
No, I don't think you did. And he's going through, I believe he's going through something physical. And he happens to be the president of the United States. And I think we got to just kind of look at it from every angle.
Dude, I think, I mean, that Putin shot, it's got to hurt. I think there's a reason he got off X and created his own social media platform. Right. Where he could, you know, control how people are seeing him. Just say, are you on, truth? Oh, yeah, I got at Rami from the beginning just to make sure that... And you actually, any Arab name you can just get on Truth. It's really easy.
Like, as of... Like, it's available. Like, you can... Cheap. They get them cheap. You could get at Muhammad right now. 100%. Every spelling is available on Truth, yeah. It's pretty... I am really hoping... It's a very limited audience base that's on there, yeah.
I mean, it's really hard. I mean, you know, like, being creative, and we've talked about this with, like, stand-up and stuff. It's like, I love being in rooms with people, and so being online can feel, yeah, really crazy, and so... No, I go on and look at, like, sports stuff, like LeBron stuff, but that's pretty much it, yeah.
You know what's crazy is that I get called a Jew. Do you really? Yeah. Like, I put, I had this, like, New York Times thing, and, like, it was, like, the thing, and there's stuff where people are like, oh, why do you have a, and then someone just writes, another Jew. And I was like, whoa. That's how much Jews control show business.
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