Ramy Youssef
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353 appearances
6 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard May 2025
Ramy Youssef’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Amazing. Wow. Oh, my God.
Oh, boy. I have to take the picture of the food. This is unbelievable.
Your birth certificate says Krem?
And where do you hang out? Cairo, in all my family members' living rooms. Tourists have seen more of Egypt than I have. Right. Because I go... This is family missions. You just hang out. Day after day, hanging with the fam, seeing everybody, checking on people, all of that. By the time you leave, you're like, didn't see a museum. What was the best part about making the show, the new show?
It was just tapping into the really nitty-gritty stuff that you don't think about, but was such a big part. For me, I don't know if you had this. We have this whole sequence where it...
the parents in the show are trying to get the kids to talk to the family back home in Egypt on the phone but they have a really short amount of time before the phone card expires and it is the most specific tension of dad went got a phone card at a discount did the guy rip him off we don't know it's supposed to be 10 it might be 7 hey talk to the family in Egypt and it's like an audition it's like show them that life is going great
I remember being a kid and feeling like this is the most nerve-wracking phone call ever. And to get to do stuff like that. We have this whole scene of my family going through phone card alley and trying to find out who ripped them off on the phone cards. And they're going through Patterson, New Jersey.
We've got the tense phone call, like calling Egypt back home, where you're like, you don't even remember the relative you're talking to. And you're trying to scrounge up the Arabic that you might remember to not seem like a total disappointment. So we get to zone into all these things that are just so... specific and then, you know, you're doing animated, so it's like there's no limits.
Are they bored with me? Do they hate me? What is my existence? I just want to play Game Boy. Like all these things kind of like, you know, go through your head. You know who hit me with the Inshallah ones?
He knows, bro. It was cool. I was like, that's a real one. He knows what's going on. But that's the thing. It's like, and this goes back to like Muslims think everyone's Muslim. Because now if your mom sees that, she's like, John C. Reilly, you know. Stepbrothers, they're Muslim. And she'll make Will Ferrell Muslim too. The whole thing will be Muslim.
That is the...
Yeah. What do you think so far? Amazing. People don't realize how good an Egyptian French fry is. What do you think makes them Egyptian? I think they're just Egyptian. It's kind of an intangible.
I have a take on how you only agree 100% or disagree 100%. There's no moderation with you. Yeah, because it's a black and white world. It's giving extremist love. It's giving extreme American love. You think Americans are like 100%?
Oh, 100% agree. 100% agree. I think I've noticed it. It's really interesting. It's like, I mean, so there's two. I think it's about a full average, right? So I think like gay high fashion is obviously super inspirational and everyone's kind of trying to do it. But then when gay men don't pay attention to fashion, it's like... It's like bad theater, right?
Good theater, you're like, oh my god, this theatrical experience was amazing. I love the theater.
And it is a mentality that affects everything and flows into everything. Yeah, it is a raw dog type perspective. Yeah, because I raw dog life. Absolutely. No insurance. You have no health insurance? Of course not. You don't get it from subway tax? Of course not. I think the MTA should cover any sort of like oxygen related thing you might get from being down on the subway so much.
I just think it's a distraction. Yeah, I don't want to feel like I want you to like my story. Exactly.
Right. There's already a predisposition to want to be liked, to want to be loved, because we're all fundamentally good people. Stop bringing it back to the original take, man. And then you add the hot level. Yeah, and it's like... Because then it's just a date. Because at the end of the day, what's a date if not being in front of a hot person bearing your soul? Yeah.
I mean, for me, I'm on 100% agree. I can't have a hot therapist because I have a wife. Sure. That's just cheating. That's like me. I can't have a hot nanny. At a certain point. No, you can't. You can't have a hot nanny. Can't have a hot nanny. Can't have a hot wife. You shouldn't have a hot wife. I agree. It's horrible to have a hot wife. Well, we're both committing sin, brother.
Why don't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're keeping criminals out of our country? Why can't you just say that? Why do you go over and over? And that's why nobody watches you anymore.
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