Ray Oldhoffer

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3,312 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 25 Apr

Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Adam Carolla Show · Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics) · 25 Apr 2026 podcast

And then they go tampering with disabling.

But then I thought,

When they're talking about the emergency exits, they go, there's a fore and an aft emergency exit.

And I thought, how many folks here were midshipmen?

Like, how many of the chicks on this plane know what aft is?

Fewer than half.

aft than haft, I would say, and fore and aft.

And yes, you get the gist that one is in front of the wing and the other's behind the wing, but in a world filled with extra words?

And we're talking about emergency exits now.

We're not talking about smoking in the head.

Let's go ahead and say the one behind the wing or the emergency exit located.

Front and back would be fine.

Behind the wing.

There's not a lot of aft.

No guy ever says, boy, your aft is really getting fat, sweetie.

Or use the aft door.

I'm going to tap that aft.

There's no blues song called Let Me Be Your Aft Door Man.

There's not, no.

It's back.

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